Today, I tried to reach out to my friend after not hearing from her for a while. One night while drinking, we both admitted to being bi-curious and decided to experiment with each other. I thought it was just harmless exploration, but apparently this makes her never want to speak to me again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I was wondering if I might be bi, so I hopped on Grindr and met up with a cute guy to experiment with. It ended up being so awful that I decided nope, definitely not bi. Unfortunately now he won't leave me alone, even after I told him that I made a mistake and I'm not interested. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, I was finally about to hook up with the girl I’ve been crushing on forever. My piss-drunk roommate burst through my door butt ass naked and yelled, “Party time, bitches!” Now she thinks I’m some perv that tried to rope her into a three-way. I tried to explain and apologize, but she's blocked me. FML
Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML
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Michael Sawyer 11
Firstly.. how long was "for awhile"? couple days? weeks? After going through something like this with my youngest daughter I can almost assure you she is not mad at you in anyway. She might have realized that she is more than curious and is afraid to talk to you about it. Maybe she is from a family that has no tolerance for anything that is not straight. Giver her some space/time to process and do not push for answers as that will most likely push her farther away.
RichardPencil 32
"I kissed a girl: Didn't like it," Curiosity killed the cat. In this case, a synonym for cat killed the cat.
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RichardPencil 32
"I kissed a girl: Didn't like it," Curiosity killed the cat. In this case, a synonym for cat killed the cat.
RichardPencil 32
Keep trying. Use a thesaurus if you need to.
Rake 18
It probably meant to her, more than she is willing to admit or to commit to. Probably she needs some space to figure out her feelings.
Michael Sawyer 11
Firstly.. how long was "for awhile"? couple days? weeks? After going through something like this with my youngest daughter I can almost assure you she is not mad at you in anyway. She might have realized that she is more than curious and is afraid to talk to you about it. Maybe she is from a family that has no tolerance for anything that is not straight. Giver her some space/time to process and do not push for answers as that will most likely push her farther away.
theark 14
Been there done that spoke to him for a few years afterwards he suddenly cut me off out of nowhere
Blimix 9
Ouch. Hypothesis 1: Someone with power over her is homophobic, and disapproves. She needs to pretend she isn't bisexual or even bi-curious, and can't do that around you. Hypothesis 2: Your friend fears rejection, and is afraid of you abandoning her, so she left you first. Some people do that. It's a self-defense response to earlier trauma, and it has nothing to do with you.
RichardPencil 32
Hypothesis 3: The OP can't eat pussy worth a shit.