Noname
France
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
numbnuts
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
CiaoBella
Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry, Honey. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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Today, I yelled, "Fuck me, oh shit!" instinctively after accidentally spilling boiling hot coffee all over myself. My 3-year-old niece found this hilarious, and won't stop saying "Fuck my shit." Her parents are due to pick her up any moment. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
gloria77
United States
Lame
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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randomm 0
aw thats cute.
deadguy321 0
Well, you do f*** her mother, right?
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randomm 0
aw thats cute.
Oh_No_A_Troll 0
Hmmmm, I wonder how he knows that word.
starbucksguy 16
I wonder how the kid just changed sex...
shinigami777 1
#1, what point were you trying to make exactly?
Kozzy333 0
That's kind of funny.
22cute 17
But, yes, your family IS insane.
the_space_pope 2
Why is this FML? No one seemed to be humiliated or anything.
inlimbo11 0
that's not abnormal at all. just start paying attention to what's reaching your daughter's ears and she won't say things like that.
deadguy321 0
Well, you do f*** her mother, right?
Zues_fml 0
Little kids say lots of things they don't mean. They just know that when they say this word (e.g. juice), stuff happens (e.g. juice appears). She just wanted to see the room explode (with laughter).
Thabb 0
That's awesome.
Hippiechic7 0
My stepmom taught my one year old cousin to say "mommy your such a bitch"
coolster5000 22
Your stepmom is a bitch
AnneFTW 17
LOL Where did a two-year old even hear that word?
ilybaby1616 0
its not a FML... its just rlly funny and cute:D