glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
shawty
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
idontwanttoknow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Lock your doors
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
Steve
Oshkosh, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
scarred
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noise complaint
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Anonymous
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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j_e_m_8_8 0
i heard my mom moan once too..late at night with my stepdad while I was reading. I actually literally blacked out I was so disgusted and shocked. I couldn't see for a good..ohh I'd say 10 seconds. I was 11.
Symmetry88 0
Ya, and I bet you like it too
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j_e_m_8_8 0
i heard my mom moan once too..late at night with my stepdad while I was reading. I actually literally blacked out I was so disgusted and shocked. I couldn't see for a good..ohh I'd say 10 seconds. I was 11.
Ima_dino_rawr 0
I feel yr pain. I hate it when my parents do it..they should just stop when they get to a certain age. It's just..ughh -shivers-
oarisimo 4
grow up
transilvanianson 3
You will feel completely different about that when you're older! Oh well :) enjoy being young and not having your back give out as mug as you can
igpay_atinlay86 8
they shouldnt stop, they should just make sure you arent around to hear it
KodiakVale 10
You are...11, I assume? Grow up. Just because you're a child doesn't mean the parents should stop having fun.
F14Shado 0
Wow, isnt this FML? Dont complain, I hear my parentsdo it all the time. -_-'
Symmetry88 0
Ya, and I bet you like it too
meanleank 15
??????you right
dantheman931 0
I wonder how many noises you've made that your mom wishes she could block out. Stop spazzing out just because your mom has the same sexual feelings as everyone else.
Gringe 1
They're*
giffinator 0
ugh my parents do it to and my mum is 50 and my dad is 72. x_x;
Creamysweeps 5
what?!
tbweffect 0
#12... ******.
ddrluna 2
Oh noooo, your mother is human! Whatever shall we dooo? Seriously. Grow up.
shmaller 0
Okay, you can go listen at the door to your parents having sex, but us sane people are going to be disgusted by this FML.
TheLefty 1
Seriously, shut up.
Tomato_Cheese 22
Just... Shut the **** up please?
dont_touch_my_ca 8
Wear earplugs I guess...
wakeup2noFX 0
wow 14. i wouldnt want to hear other people's sexual experiences. i dont know about you.
azadiscool 0
I can one-up that. My friend found a used condom in his parents' trash can (what he was searching for in there, I do not no).
Anae23 7
maybe used condoms
drfail 0
yeah, its all normal. My rents are having more kids and there in their 40s. I didnt think that deserve an FML
baconcatz 4
Yeah but you don't hear them at night.