Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tubular Bells starts playing…
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML
Narcissistic parents strike again
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Or so you thought…
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Movie night
Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
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Wolfo06 16
Just record your self saying Mom over and over again loop it then put a speaker in there room and at night play it to freak her out OP
drayloon 50
Call her a chicken instead then
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mariri9206 32
I'm probably gonna regret asking this but what was the movie? Also, call her mummy, instead. And then just ask her "Are you my mummy?" XD
viggo375 19
I'll bet my money that it was "Goodnight mommy" (ich seh ich seh)
sturschaedel 27
And once she is used to that, introduce her to The Doctor.
drayloon 50
Call her a chicken instead then
MetalxSoldier 26
Just call her by her name. Then see how long it takes until she asks you to call her mom again.
silverstream20 20
Agreed. From the age of 16, I was calling my mom by name and eventually she asked to be called mom again. The simple reason is that it made her feel older.
JustTheTruth42 13
I call my mother by her name. can't help it though. growing up my grandmother was living with us and all I heard her saying was my mom's name so I did it and now it's stuck that way.
vcapelo 19
Is it you... Brahms?
Wolfo06 16
Just record your self saying Mom over and over again loop it then put a speaker in there room and at night play it to freak her out OP
mariri9206 32
THIS. Do this. Your parents unintentionally helped you set up the perfect prank. lol
MandieL 27
I have a wildly overactive imagination, to the point where I can't watch a paranormal horror movie trailer. If my child did this to me, she'd be without any privileges until I could sleep again without issues. To some it may be a funny prank, to others it may cause major damage. A good prank should not involve mind games.
sherri_baby88 36
Overreaction, much?
MandieL 27
You get to the point where you can't sleep with the lights off, jump at every noise, and become so sleep deprived that you can no longer function properly. And I know it may not be the norm, but I know at least 2 others that this can happen too from physiological mind games like this. So no, in my case, not an overreaction. If my daughter were to put a sheet of plastic across the toilet, or a bucket of water over the door, I'd laugh, get her to help me clean it up, and be done with it. But to **** with someone's head with this suggested prank can be really cruel.
MandieL 27
It's nice to see the community respects mental issues. And we wonder why people don't talk about them. :(
mariri9206 32
Mandie, I can understand where you're coming from but not everyone has an overactive imagination. Also, no one is saying to do it every night for weeks or months - that would be a mind game - but once, on one night, should be fine. I definitely think a prank like this wouldn't be a good idea if they decided to do it every night over a long period of time because, then, it's not a prank. That is when it becomes hurtful and mean and trying to really mess someone up and mess with their psyche and mental health. I don't do well with the movie The Exorcist and I've seen it three times to try to get over it. It didn't happen so I stopped after the third time. And the first time I saw it, I couldn't sleep properly for three years. However, I've had some (now former) friends from high school show me one of those pop up videos where her face showed up unexpectedly and, yeah, it freaked me out and it made me think about it when I went to sleep for some time and, so, I thought I saw her everywhere in my room but I got over it. I moved on. It didn't scar me for life. If it's once, it should be fine. If it's done regularly, then you're trying to really mess them up and that's not okay.
MandieL 27
Notice how I use words like "I" and "my" and "some people"? I never said that everyone has an overactive imagination, I said I did. I said I have major issues with this. I said for some people this "prank" would be a cruel mind game that could make life miserable for a while. I understand not all people are like this. I also said what punishment I would dole out to my daughter if she did something like this to me, I also said that in MY case it was not an overreaction. This affects me. I do know others that this affects as well. As I already said, to some this may be a funny prank. But I don't think pranks should **** with your mind. A prank is meant to be funny. If it's not funny, it's cruel. Regardless, I'm done here.
SiraSiemens 21
muuuummmmy, muuummmmmmy are you my mummy?
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Try calling her "mother" very sternly and formally. She'll crack pretty soon!
darklordind 2
There is a movie called 'Mama'. Call your mom 'mama'. After a few days, show her the movie 'mama'. You can then go back to calling her 'mom' then.
hpandher 16
Aidan??
interesting33 37
She'll hopefully only stick to this for a couple of days and will get over her fear :)