Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Revelations
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Top comments
ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
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ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Agreed! Your now-ex fiance sounds like a scumbag, OP. You're better off without him.
tpreston 0
1 & 6 are right OP you could do way better. Set a high standard someone will love you enough to meet it.
YourEvilHero 12
so you became a fiancée in 5 weeks. pretty quick don't you think?
Cyberdeeder_fml 6
Read the FML before you comment.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Good luck ^_^
cecilk 29
at #23: The original version in "moderate FMLs" said that they had been engaged several month. But just because you are engaged you are not safe from cheating.
stacianichole 2
I think it was 11 months.
EvilPotato 15
Are you still happy for her OP?
crazy_whitechick 6
32- I agree.
eilonwylovegood 8
I love your hair :3
eilonwylovegood 8
That was to 6
SteveTheJanitor 6
She's not even past the first trimester yet so there is a chance the baby still could die... but then I'd say youd be pretty dumb to take him after that
EvilPotato 15
6 after 114 attempts at FMLs to be accepted it only makes sense that at least one got accepted, you have told me a valuable lession. If at first you don't get it, try it 114 times.
Playful1985 9
Not with a douchebag! He needs to put money in the jar
allenye818 2
She means ex-fiancé right?
DanielleinDC 34
No, doofus, her fiance was cheating on her with his ex. What a douchebag. At least the OP found out what an asshole her now-ex-fiance was before she married him.
Xero3g 5
***** nowadays...
gingerftw 0
I think they moderated your comment because of your profile picture. Haha
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
zachherbert 10
:'-D where have you been Boners?
thaCODgod 4
They are gonna pay for it.
BaconDave 12
I'm guessing he got a life, caught up on his work. Ya know. But now he's back and people aren't hyperventilating anymore.
Beck2209 0
The ex-wife is 5 weeks pregnant due to OP's fiancé, so he did cheat on OP.
ericb982 8
#88 HOLY SHIT GENIUS ALERT, PEOPLE
Wheredidgrungego 12
Even though that does suck for you OP, I think a newborn baby is more important. Too many single parent kids in the world.
DjeePee 25
Euhm...single parents can be as good as two parents. My boyfriend's father has run away years ago (and changed his last name so his debts went to his wife) and my boyfriend, how difficult it sometimes might be to only have one parent, prefers living without him. I think that moving back together 'because of the child' is a very bad idea. You move together because you love the other person and want to share your life with him/her. How big is the chance that this will be a crappy relationship/will end in a divorce? Being raised by one parent isn't bad (although often financial and emotional difficult), being raised by two unhappy people is. I pity that child. And you, OP. You're better off without him, but your life must be devestated now.
ReynshineCutting 10
Moving in or staying together just for the kid is a HORRIBLE idea. Then the kid gets to grow up watching his/her parents always fighting and hating each other. My step did tried to make it work with her ex forever despite his constant affairs just for their daughter but she finally said enough was enough and ended it. They're all a lot better off now.
Wheredidgrungego 12
I actually see what you guys are saying, but I still don't agree. I was raised by my mom only. And I can't say I wouldn't have loved to have had a father figure in my life, like normal kids. And if these two parents can stay together without fighting and raise their child properly, then they should by all means.
ReynshineCutting 10
Have you ever tried living with someone you hate though? I had a roommate from hell. I would never live with someone I hate for any reason ever again, regardless of the kids. My parents split up when I was 7 and I lived with my dad and visited my mom every other weekend. That was bad enough when occasionally one would badmouth the other to me. I can't even imagine living with that every day. My dad was engaged to a crazy lady a few years later and I had to listen to her scream at him all night. That's not pleasant to grow up with. Kids should never see their parents fighting and that's pretty much inevitable when the parents hate each other and live under the same roof.
sierra142 19
Too true
DjeePee 25
"And if these two parents can stay together without fighting and raise their child properly, then they should by all means." That's true. But - knowing that this couple split up, the man was engaged to another woman, who he cheated on with his first wife -, it doesn't sound like a decent and stable relationship to me. Ofcourse, I could always be wrong, there are enough dirty cheating scumbags who evolve to a great parent - but I'm just sceptical.
ReynshineCutting 10
Some cheating scumbags can be the best dads, but don't know how to interact with a woman. That's the case with my step sis's ex. He is the best father ever to his daughter, (and even does things with my step sis's son who isn't even his), but he is a total scumbag to my step sis.
dansco 25
Rubbish! Happy parents are better and at least he could still be in the babies life. Move on if i was op
jefffluffingham 5
my parents are divorced and i havent seen my dad since i was 8. i'm fine, and mental health issues are normally hereditary/present from birth. that guy's an ass, so its better for you to break up now than pay for a big wedding then get a divorce. sorry for you though.
whorerhorror 6
uh why be with someone your not happy with? the baby will see more negitivity from it and think its okay to be with someone your unhappy with all because of a kid. that's retarded. your retarded.
lesuze 5
One happy parent is far more beneficial to a child than two miserable parents. Clearly they split once before for a reason.
nixter5 18
People...how the hell does she deserve this? Heartless bastards...
Zeusthegoose 0
they are just being trolls
DocBastard 40
Assuming you've been together longer than 5 weeks, let her have him. If he cheated on you (the woman he planned to marry) with her, chances are good that he will cheat on her with someone else. Move on, and try to find a guy who isn't a fuckwad.
writergirl23 19
Hear hear
lacrossebabe23 4
Amen
FlashBurn 13
I smell a divorce... and not a pleasant one either.
DocBastard 40
Pssst FlashBurn - it says "fiancé". They aren't married.
FlashBurn 13
In his future. Once a cheater, there's no turning back.
FlashBurn 13
I know, I meant he'll get married one day and inevitably wind up in an unpleasant divorce. :p The send button isn't too convenient on the Android app. It's easy to accidentally send comments prematurely.
kashmanwiggar 10
He has already had a divorce.
Enslaved 38
Prematurely *hehe*
MatthewHass 4
I smell a dumbass
s0m3guy2010 21
Almost sounds like a Maury episode in the making. At least he was honest with you. I think it'd be worse to find out several years into the marriage.
perdix 31
One Falcon Punch and you can have that rat bastard all to yourself. Sounds like he was organizing a threesome, but scheduling difficulties caused your turn to be postponed.
instnt1nfction 17
Only one is able to use the falcon punch
flockz 20
star fox?
EvilPotato 15
Kirby?
dirtyfivethirty 0
I think I love you
julisa47 5
That sucks