Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
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Comments (133)
daydreamer244 13
what a dilhole.
greatness101 0
I have a hard time believing this. Why put something like this on FML. You would think they'd be too distraught.
raborders1 3
Wow what a bastard! I'd be thanking my lucky stars that you don't have to deal with either of those people anymore.
BLAH562 0
Not only an asshole but also a prick
effyolife23 9
Good thing you found out before you married him. Your life sucks less because of that IMO
KumoFF7 3
How exactly is this guy a douche bag? He finds out his ex is pregnant with his child and tries to make it work with her so the baby can have a good life. First, guys are bad because they leave a girl for finding out she's pregnant. Now guys are bad because they go back to take care of the baby. You guys are ******* morons. The fact that OP got engaged in less than 5 weeks tells you that she deserves it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#91 The OP did NOT get engaged in less than 5 weeks. The OP's fiance cheated on her while they were together.
brendazelada 10
Agreed!
brokenangelexy 13
the same thing happened to me. u can do better
mishkaroni 15
Dang #91 you almost had a point until the very end...too bad your reading comprehension is the fail thus proving you're the '******* moron.'