Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
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Comments (133)
ed90310 0
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jedielf 23
Ouch. They deserve each other.
ReynshineCutting 10
People fail to realize that 99% of the time, getting back together for the kids is a total failure. Either you'll split up again anyway or you'll both be miserable and the kids will grow up in a household full of yelling and parents who hate each other. In a house full of bad emotions, those will rub off on the kids and they'll be miserable. And another thing. I know OP was with her fiancé for a long time before this, but so what if it had been only 5 weeks? As long as the wedding was planned for further down the road, why does it matter when someone gets engaged? If they get married before they've been together a year then of course that /can/ be bad, but if they're not getting married anytime soon, there's nothing wrong with it. My fiancé and I got engaged 7 weeks after we met and we're still together and happy 3 years later. Sometimes you just know.
Pandalover94 0
Damn wedlocks :(
thejedi08 10
she misses him... so she raped him, YDI for not seeing her scheme to get you out of the picture
Veygizbby 0
How is it that the ex is 5 weeks pregnant and your fiance has been with you for a little over a month and you were already trying to get married? You deserved it.
bewareimannoyed 13
no, i think op meant that her boyfriend cheated on her with his ex wife while they were dating. so its like a double blow
whorerhorror 6
you obviously aren't that cool
Leigh1516 0
And how long have you been with your fiancé? I would vencher to guess more than 5 weeks
littlewitch07 1
What an arse. Be happy to be rid of him!!!!
MadnessAnne 0
Aww that's terrible ! Bet you'll find someone better !