Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
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Comments (133)
briaa23 4
i would be pissed that he cheated and even more pissed that he's leaving me for her. like wtf?
perdix 31
That's gonna be one lucky kid to have such a classy dad in his or her life! Mom's a gem, too! Throws the sonofabitch out and only finds him fuckable when he's about to marry someone else. Good people!
OneHungLo_1984 3
that sucks major ass. Karma is a bitch!
rabbit55 0
U dont need him
zachnxn 0
why are uou marrying someone that fast in the first place??
tiarnatargaryen 23
Not to mention that one doesn't become an ex-wife overnight
Akers_L7 8
I dont think that's his baby. His ex hasn't moved on so she is probably posing this baby as his. I kno this from experience =
Freeze_fml 17
Who cares? He's cheated on her. I find it hilarious you have experience in this, though.
badactor009 0
Actually, all you know is your own experience from experience.
Mourningstar 4
Sounds like you dodged a bullet tho
lakebitch01 0
Well...... On the bright side ya'll wasn't married when the news flash crashed your hope and dreams.... I feel for you. I couldn't imagine how you're feeling..
underguarded 20
//duplicate post
underguarded 20
Good ridden