Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Bye bye asshat
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Fiancé of the year
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
All over the place
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
thatguy888 0
I hate people who would do things like that to other people.
srammer8 0
look where he lives :p
suppressed08 2
She's smiling because they 'love' each other, and apparently she isn't guilty... Hopefully you can take the high road and get over them. :/
swimmerstud 7
isn't it common there anyways?
comedychick 1
um I'd kill the lady give her a god quick one two in the face lol
ellielovesyuh 0
what a douche. he shoulda told u a lott sooner. >.>
uhazsquiads 0
she was like " IN YO FACE SUCKAH" she didn't wanna say it so she smiled :) lol but still fyl O_O
evig_fml 16
in the face!
FatalWedgie 0
foursome!!!
BabyDacey 0
awh
nyrangers1022 6
i dont get why people cheat. i would never, and if i ever somehow did, my guilty concious would eat me alive
Fother_Mucker 0
OP, you should have said: Oh, so is this a time to tell you that I'm pregnant, but you & 5 other guys may be the father?
kittykataclysm 0
54, Aw you're sweet :)
Cupcakeshizz 0
I imagined a robot when it said she was smiling the whole time
MarkerofMagic 0
that's just messed up. I hate people no cheat. and let alone she's smilig about it?
flotar 0
32 & 57 w I n!!! lol u guys made me laugh.
priscilla_28 5
That just sucks man. Like seriously that is effed up on his part. Thank gosh you hadn't married him yet. He'll probaly do her the same thing later on. The smile will wear off in time hun, don't worry. :)
callmelishaful 0
wow that's awful :/
jackdbomber 0
59 you are a sex bomb !!!
BoCo_fml 9
Now you can start over, and this time find a man that is so much better for you. 10years down the road he'll have 22 kids by 22 diff women and you'll be happy. Then you can say IN YOUR FACE!!!! to both of those assholes!!!
iphonelover10 0
YDI for not kicking both of their asses.
MW2nBAKE 0
31 dang. anyway.....that's what happens when u don't use condoms or Plan B, but FYL
seanders 10
Man, FML was better when it wasn't a jailbait picture server...
tweetbaby14 18
109- my creeper senses are tingling! and OP it was probably for the best. I mean she could just be the office "juice dumpster". most likely everyone had a piece, so the baby might not be his. then 2 or more weeks later bam! you'll be with an amazing guy that treats you like a queen.
pertained 12
Atleast you found out before you got married, and can now just break it off with that douchebag. You'll find someone better, hopefully.
karina_said 0
never party without a party hat :-
LASuxs 0
i too hate ppl who cheat. Wait i mean ppl who dont know how to cheat. first you pull out every time, and second you stick to the lie no matter wat she saw or may have on tape
number0 8
YDI for not asking earlier if the baby was yours.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Yes, because SHE could have knocked HER up. Good job in health class.
graciedacie 0
#59; It shouldn't have to be considered "sweet" to think that way! It should be considered normal...and it should be expected!
Crlnprz 11
idk why but when i read this it made me laugh
kay96 0
FYL
fckinbowdown 0
I would have kicked her so ******* hard in the utterus that she would lose the kid, smile then walk away
Brittney_E 0
utters? niceeee. i wouldve figured it out. and then smacked that smile right off her face.
terranada 3
bitch slap her .3.
TiffanyBlews27 0
54, that's really sweet!! More guys in this world need to be like you. :)
eazyeeze 0
Cook a celebration dinner for them (to congratulate) but this time, poison their food
airborn54 0
now make him a dam sammich!
someone2me2 1
Should have got back at the bitch by saying " yey, we can have a threesome and all live together forever." Then destroy the toilet when she has morning sickness and spit in her food
angelhorse11 0
57 Right u should've said or go to him now and tell him like really
bamditzki 0
wow and the bitch was smiling...
ralphgragasin 0
or a bottom part of ur pants on ur head :)
skroal 7
YDI for your fiancé inviting his pregnant coworker over and during dinner telling you that the baby is his and he was cheating on you with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face the whole time.
SeanFredrick 3
Maybe tWas a nervous smile like, "hehe hope dis bitch don't stab me" But anyway blame your lying cheating husband and not the **** for doing what ***** do. At least he came clean..
gohabs21 0
I woulda decked her
seanders 10
FYL for sure OP. I don't understand why people cheat. If you're that unhappy with your partner that you'd cheat on them. Do them a favor and leave them. It may seem like a bad favor but it will cause much less pain to them in the long run. The pain caused by cheating is terrible, and can ruin a persons trust in others. If you don't have the courage to admit you're unhappy and leave them, and thus cheat instead, it means you're too immature to date yet and you're a ******* lowlife coward. So to all cheaters who read this: there is no excuse, you are just a low life coward. I won't call you a piece if shit, cause a piece of shit is better than you. And to the few faithfuls like be left: bless you all cause you know what love us, and you have the courage to do what's right. I hope you get what you deserve, another faithful lover!
blonderunner 0
i agree with you 100% !!!
jameses19 0
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is that right #235? I can guarantee you that you have done some shit in your life that is a sin or morally wrong! nobody is perfect! I won't disagree that cheating is wrong but you cant pass judgement when you haven't walked a mile in that persons shoes. just a little FYI!
nisey3313 11
hahaha I c wut u did there 137
rextasy 0
I'd like to be in the middle of a ellielovesyah/ kittykataclysm sandwich.
TrekkieGirl 0
@239, I agree! However, in regards to the OP, I truly hope this guy is now her 'EX' fiance. Him bringing his knocked up fling to dinner, was quite classless and extremely thoughtless. He should have told the OP in private.
jameses19 0
how funny and ironic, I just saw a piece on CNN how they were talking about how cheating actually helps relationships! I didn't stick around to watch it but I'm curious to learn and understand where they are coming from on that.
GRyphonLJJ 0
To all the UAE haters...Bet a box of doughnuts OP, the ex fiancé and the Preg-Ho are soldiers or civilian contractors; not UAE nationals. I hope they are all soldiers and she reports them. Getting knocked up on assignment is a big no no. Too bad he was only the fiancé...Can't have them Article 15'd for adultery then divorce his sorry ass.
jameses19 0
totally agree with you 100% #256
groovis 2
The unmitigated gall to tell you this with her in the room, after you cooked for them shows that you are lucky to be rid of him. It also shows she is a real ***** and the true losers here are you and the poor child they spawned. I hope you quickly find true love and I know Karma will sort out the rest. Stay strong!!
superOdY 0
i don't get y ppl cheat lmao... I mean if ur gonna cheat y not just call the person break up n then do w.e u want since ur single haha
DinoBonertaco 0
actually 31 it was in her face. The pregnant chick he invited was the one who didn't get it in the face (:
DinoBonertaco 0
my bad I meant 33
xSara_fml 0
What does his location has anything to do with the FML? Lame much?
Schooled 0
yeah neither do I, like I just dont understand it if all your out for is to fulfill your desires and lust then stay single and go do so not hurting someone you ve just made a commitment with. To hurt the girl who is your gf, wife, or what not so you can have some temporary fun just isnt right like 54 my concious would explode
polarbare 0
omg agreed!
Elicy1984 0
wow, what an ass.. I can think of several things I would have done in this situation. FYL
knightknight 0
181 more guys are like him... but like me, we are already married ;). I would never cheat on my wife, she rocks my world.
pooponyuou 0
psh the pregnant coworker should not be smiling. the douchebag who did that to op will probably do the same to her. op shouldn't be in the blues. she can now have hate sex every night :)
CitizenSnipz 0
I saw where this is going by the first sentence.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sounds like #239 has cheated before and rationalized it somehow. As for the OP, I would have hinted that "My ex fiance said that he loved me and was the only one for me. Has he told YOU that yet? Well, hope he's actually honest that time and doesn't cheat on YOU like he did ME". Put a seed of doubt about his faithfulness to her, since he was unfaithful to YOU.
Freeze_fml 17
Hey, **** you, #239. Don't tell people they need to walk in a cheater's shoes. "Oh no, I felt lonely and had to gain attention from someone else!" Die.
intrcptin46 0
108, you're hot, period...just thought i'd let ya know :P
snatch1855 0
you are a retard!
Gorsbug823 0
I'm sorry:(
hbomb5150 0
:,( #54 u speak wise words! I hate cheaters
hbomb5150 0
182 we shall poison the food... ._. yes we shall
pwner64 0
209 saying YDI then repeating the fml isn't funny so do the world a favor a stfu
joshcrib 0
u got sum nice ****
Rachalynia 0
54 could you be any cuter?? maybe only if you were holding a puppy...
xoxo31 0
#154 I have that phone! lol
xIxAMxAxGUY 0
hi
RochelleGee 0
thaat would of been funny
Mialani 0
lmao
LaChicaBonita 0
he shouldnt have cheated in the first place..
lantern 6
109, That girl is 10 years younger than you! Christ.
supersora 0
that is so sick.
iamchuck 0
Yeah, I threw up reading it.
Ninjarawwr 6
it really is... and it also really sucks /: FYL
mclaren4 3
bitch
DarkHelmet 10
Get a baseball bat and beat the shit outta him now... then wait for her to have the baby and return to full health and BEAT the BRAKES off her ass too!!!!
ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
19 reminds me of Shay Carl and babytard
RoNsAuR 2
Doesn't the UAE hand out the death penalty for this sort if thing? Report them to the Motality squad?
Hgielad_720 0
66, I completely agree! haha well that's what I would do anyways...
MsBrainDamage 0
yeah... that's what I thought too
txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
frikkinhannah 0
...duuuuuuuuuuude. FYL.
milakitty21 0
I would have flown over that table and beat that baby out of her.. >=
LexRB 0
lol same
kirby101 2
Right? Knock the b*tch out and kick his ass while you're at it
comedychick 1
yes! 5 and 14 soo with you there
xXCHAINEDXx 0
uh idk if u realized this but op is a girl I don't think she could kick the husband and chicks ass....
Hgielad_720 0
Duh. Everyone knows it's a girl... but after being told news like that, I'm sure you'd be surprised at what a girl is capable of.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Her face ain't pregnant." 0:}
Kqzza 13
Sexist ****
armandoX113 0
wat a dick
5t3ff1k4h 47
See? Of course there was a reason he invited the coworker over.
Jessi2487 0
**** dat puto!!
NavyBound 0
wait til the bastard child is born & beat her up.
txgirl2013 14
haha win
Nooneslooking 0
That's terrible. but now he's stuck with a bastard child and you're free to find a guy who isn't such a dick :)