Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
soccerfreak878 0
yeah dont worry op, shes the one with the messed up life, not u
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah sounds like OP managed to get out of that sticky situation! Don't worry OP, you'll find a non-pregnant girl at some point.
riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
PTB 0
Actually, some women can have their period still up to 5 months into the pregnancy.... trust me... i know
samuke 2
#18 women can't get their period when pregnant, they can have some bleeding and think it's a period, but it's not actually a period. If they were to get an actual period, they'd lose the baby as well.
xHaniffax 0
Actually you don't start showing until you're about 4/5 months but it really depends on the person.
laut_fml 0
4 months doesn't necessarily mean that you are showing significantly. My ex didn't start showing obviously until about 5 months and not significantly until 6. She was able to wear a dress to a ball and no one could tell.
obbergoober123 0
sum people do get their period wen there preggo watch discovery
MissSMC 0
#23 my sister had heavy bleeding all nine months and my nephew is a perfectly healthy baby
kezzamumma 3
You can still get your period, not spotting, it's a case of every woman is different
addioty 19
156 and 159, it's called spotting. YOU CAN NOT GET YOUR PERIOD WHILE PREGNANT. Your period is the lining of your uterus shedding and that cannot happen while pregnant. You guys have no clue what you're talking about.
RebeccaRFT 18
I've missed my period for four months before and I'm a virgin
NisaSayshi 24
Altough it is called spotting when bleeding heavily it can easily be mistaken for a period which makes the comment about noticing a missing period invalid. We can all argue about semantics but unless you can actually find your egg in your period likes its easter from hell someone with heavy spotting can indeed be surprised after 4 months.
blobxmaster13 0
aww...pooryou...:(. sumone needs a hug....
Cali_Chick 0
haha seriously....I was wondering the same thing that #2 stated....consider yourself lucky!
blkmagick 0
@ #2: She could've been on a type of birth control where you don't get your period except for 3-4 times a year and it could've backfired when she did her ex. But honestly, if she's that retarded, you're better off. Not really an FML seeing how you guys were only together for 2 mos.
alicemassie 0
aww. well you sound like a really nice guy, staying with your girlfriend even when she says she'd understand if you didn't. a lot of guys wouldn't do that. you'll find someone else. :-)
24788 7
There's really nothing you can do. FYL
Dante167 0
Haha yes there is, he couldve pushed that bitch down the stairs, Haha nah Im jk. :D
paigeey16 0
LOLOLOL
amylol_fml 0
uhmmmm shes obviously lying to you, if she was prego she would have found out a while ago you cant go 4 months without knowing your pregnant. haha fyl
mishel 0
#21 yeah, and those cases are like 5 in a billion and almost all extremely obese or old women who've already had 8 kids.
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah like that 12 year old girl (who was faaaat) who started having intense stomach cramps on a school bus. Turns out she was going into labour when no one even knew that she was pregnant in the first place. Strange.
kezzamumma 3
You guys are half wits I had my regular periods and didn't start showing till 5 months
mollyjynxjax 28
Being pregnant without knowing for much of the pregnancy is more common than you'd think
neverland_fml 0
Damn. You chose a good bitch. But, you don't really deserve her to dump you after she pretty much threw her slutty self at you, saying you could support her skany ass and the bastard baby if you wanted to. You're a nice guy but next time, don't choose a *****.
neverland_fml 0
*skanky, sorry. I should learn to spell my insults properly. ;]
jewelzgalore 0
Dude, I am so ******* sorry...