Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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purple5 0
Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?
Sacharified 0
Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.
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Chidge 0
YDI
_babyxdoll 0
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How is SHE the dumb idiot? She recieved the gift, its not like she asked for it. :)
Bathory_fml 0
She does deserve it. "six-month anniversary". She buys an expensive watch for their "six-month anniversary". This isn't a real anniversary, mind you, because a "six-month anniversary" isn't a full year. Is this getting through to you? "six-month anniversary". Not real anniversary. And then she posts it as an FML when he gets her something not as expensive. Well, duh! I'm surprised she got anything at all.
alex_vik 1
YDI means "You Deserved It", not "You dumb idiot" *facepalm*
Mandy_fml 0
#54: Still, maybe she shouldn't have expected a luxury item, but condoms is damn right rude. Besides, you can get them for free in the clinics. At least he could have bought a box of chocolates.
fr0man33 0
But condoms are pretty expensive
bhatia26 0
haha nice one :)
lezzyluver 0
pshhhh let's why me and my gal skip guyss girllsss are soooo muccchhhh bettter
ydiftw 0
Giggidy giggidy goo
Snorlax_Snarf 10
There's such thing as a six month anniversary?
nuclear 0
It's the thought that counts. And hey, at least it's more than one! Better than nothing. Need more cheering up? Because I probably have more cliches. :)
swooshq 0
haha i love this comment
jjjjessica 0
what about "good things come in small packages" or the one about groups of three? lol
brandybaby1204 0
love this comment
Dylan1996 0
Lol say " you won't need them until you get me a gift" 2nd lol
RitzyHoke 0
nice one!
goodoldave 17
He just wanted to protect you lol.
hk_fml 9
Aww that sucks. Maybe he'll feel bad and get you something to make up for it? Hopefully he will :D
kendalle_fml 0
well at least you will remember it. plus it is only a 6 month anniversary
meeeep 0
anniversary means 1 year...
Brokendreams_fml 0
OMFG THANK YOU! I was gonna say the exact same thing. Annual means once a year. Anniversary means one time on a certain day a year. I hate people that are like "My 3 week anniversary." Like shut up. Your stupid.
SimpleSimon 0
You're, not your. Now who's stupid?
Eltsc 0
"Your stupid." Oh, the irony! It burns! Seriously, my stupid what?
your_face 15
For some people, 6 months is a big deal.
rick_james_b17ch 0
anniversary derives from the word annual, which is an extension of the word anal, so its not a milestone until you've had anal.
Decem_fml 0
Annual means yearly. Annu- is the root for year.
Curtieeeez 0
At least you won't get pregnant.
Sacharified 0
Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.
genius_man16 1
that's what I was thinking. I mean, some girls need to have a special thing every month, and others only care about the anniversary. So whatevs I think your boyfriend is hilarious.
emer_helena 0
Well, I guess he's not one of those super-fancy materialistic guys. That's good. But he could have at least got you a whole pack
purple5 0
Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?
Fry_fml 0
Stupid women. Its a six month anniversary, it means literally NOTHING. Get over it.
swooshq 0
Right! I'm a girl and all, but seriously months really don't matter. If it's your somethingith year anniversary then you could complain about condoms. But six months?!? Your life isn't ******...maybe it was a joke : D
T1A2Z3 35
It probably meant a lot to her. I think that is fair enough