Mayshod
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Des
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Dentedbumper
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
no car
Car Wars
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
carssuck
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
wildwonder808
Dearborn, United States
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Fender bender
Staten Island, United States
Coming through!
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
44magnumtime
Oakville, Canada
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
denting-and-venting
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
shit_fer_luck
West Lafayette, United States
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Consider this as a comment. Just not a ******* good one :)
marinus_fml 20
Should have introduced yourself earlier.
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marinus_fml 20
Should have introduced yourself earlier.
kaka123abc 0
and that would've made a differance?
marinus_fml 20
Yes, then having them back into his car wouldn't be the 'first impressions' that he now has of the neighbors.
mischiefkel 17
I agree with 1 & 3
i_love_grrr 0
i don't how that would have changed anything. i would have still been likw "WTF!! you hit my car!!!" lol
nalia18 8
3 yuhr kinda right but still. that doesnt make much a difference. theyre still gonna have to pay for the damages..
sterlingarcher 1
haha sucks to be yiu
TroII 0
I met my neighbors friends by backing into thier car. @19 you* ^^
Anton317 4
Is that all you can say?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Those are the kinda neighbors that know how to break the ice? A car, too!
mandywaffles 0
Their*?
lionheart822 13
They're*
ydi_4_suking 20
i met my new neighbors when their punkass kids tried lighting the bushes in my yard on fire
jklol11 0
very true.
TookaWooka666 0
Paint a giant penis on their car and leave a note that says "Nice to meet you to."
Ryan0510 0
Welcome to the neigborhood!
staceysgenesis16 0
maybe u should hav introduced your gun -__-
rob780202 0
maybe he didnt gett a chance too
PassTheDutch 0
83 that is a beautiful car. I hope it's yours and not just some picture online.
Dashelle 25
Indeed
cheer4ever96 8
that's a great way for them to get a good reputation. especially as new neighbors
L3Paparazzo 7
have a garage is the way to go !
iAmScrubs 19
There is only one solution...Road Rage!
kaylanicole1255 1
I love road rage!! :))
nalia18 8
nothing say -goodmorning nieghbor- like a good car bump!
samuel18 0
poop
strizz18 0
back that ass up
catrav77 0
awww! that really sucks! maybe they're really nicepeople though, and it'll all work out in the end!
leeshxx 3
consider it a house warming present? just not a ****** good one
marinus_fml 20
Consider this as a comment. Just not a ******* good one :)
420smoke420 3
hello
staceysgenesis16 0
i like ur eyes :) lolol im not lesbo i swear xD
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Welcome wagon
perdix 31
That'll teach you to park where they are used to driving. You need to give them a cake.
HeavyMetalViking 0
THE CAKE IS A LIE! GAWD!
mfmylifesrsly 30
put shit in the cake
FMLsOhilarious 6
mmmm shit cake sounds delicious.
dgr8ing 0
ITS A TRAP
WOGBRO 6
No its a crap.
SheFailsDaily 0
that sucks.. charge them for the damage
latest 0
Hahahahahahaha that sucks balls hope they have insurance
khaya 9
The new neighbors are from Germany and that means hello. Now a hit and run is basically like a kiss on the cheek and a hug.
SteelCladAngel 0
it seems to be some little **** hit my father in law in broad daylight the other day with her car threw him up over the hood and onto the windshield
HeavyMetalViking 0
In Germany, a head on collision is French kissing. oh wait, they just hate French cars.