Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
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Ellimac21 14
Confront her face to face and ask for proof, she may be lying to sabotage your relationship... If it is true, well... Bullet dodged
tounces7 28
This is half an FML. On one hand, you got cheated on. On the other hand, he's obviously such a massive douche, that you aren't losing anything worth having.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
You should marry him. That'll teach her a lesson...that she won't soon forget. Hah!
Ellimac21 14
Confront her face to face and ask for proof, she may be lying to sabotage your relationship... If it is true, well... Bullet dodged
tounces7 28
This is half an FML. On one hand, you got cheated on. On the other hand, he's obviously such a massive douche, that you aren't losing anything worth having.
Chazzster 32
I could never understand why two supposedly sane women would fight over a person who was cheating on both of them - But then I’m not a fan of Jerry Springer... There is some possibility that this bimbo is just trying to break up you and “boyfriend” for her own reasons. Find out what you can about her and confront “boyfriend” (if he’s not already an ex by now). If he admits to this or if his stories don’t add up drop him like the POS he is and don’t look back. If that’s the case you are better off without him.