Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
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Comments (133)
flaunt 1
Just know that if he did this to you then its more than likely he'll do it to her and that you're better off without him.
cyncha89 0
Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! That hurt mr right now!
mw2masters 3
What a douche
livedandlaughed 10
Sounds like you are better off, wish them the best, you can do better!
bakerella 29
I wouldn't say wish them the best because they're both assholes, but moving on is the only thing she can do now
Candygirl720 6
You should have at least slapped him Or punched him Or stomped on his foot
eash 10
I really think the husband did a good thing. A child is very important
xXNerrrdXx 16
Bullet dodged !
yenze 18
I hate that for the baay's sake crap my ex created on me 2 days after giving birth to my son I don't think she cheated "for the baby's sake"
tiarnatargaryen 23
My parents split up when I was ten and although it was obviously traumatic at the time, I have since realised that has brought us all happiness. I'm not part of a broken family anymore and my parents are able to find someone they actually love. Staying together 'for the kids' is a terrible idea if they've already broken up and aren't right for each other.
Solano2580 24
I'd have to say you guys break off the engagement and break up, he clearly still wanted her and maybe even used you