Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
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Comments (133)
MrsPegg 45
I'm so sorry to hear that happened, but if you look pass all the negativity, you'll see the blessing that you hadn't married him (I know you wanted to, but it's for your benefit you didn't) . I know it's painful, but you can, and will, do better.
totalkaos 3
at least ur not 5 weeks pregnant too
holybuckets 0
At least you don't have to go through the trouble of getting a divorce! FYL and you deserve better anyway. :)
sailorfreak_fml 4
hey at least your not gonna marry someone who made their ex wife pregnant? :3
rocketgirl999 2
that sucks
angel_eyez83 0
I totally feel your pain...I'm going through exactly the same situation...the baby was born yesterday :( I know it's tough but we deserve better...hang in there :)
gatorkiss 0
Your baby or the girl he cheated with? Hopefully not yours if he did that.
angel_eyez83 0
the baby is his ex girlfriends...he left me a month and a half ago to be with his ex for the sake of the baby...
bubo_fml 11
Win...Not your bastard brat & you got your walkin' papers!
ScarletBloom 14
Make him drunk, rape him and make yourself pregnant. At least you have 50% of the chance to win him back.
foodlord 5
Its like shortland street all over again...
JinxosGirl87 0
Kick him in the balls to ensure he never reproduces again and send him crawling back to his ex.