Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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ZealIFeel 7
You can do better.
every1luvsboners 11
Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.
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Comments (133)
Dreamkiller51 5
What I find funny is that people put u totally deserve it when she really didn't.
Kiksters 0
See that's the problem with men these days they always think with there **** instead of there HEAD!!! another sorry excuse for a man!!!!
badactor009 0
Agreed!
poupoule24 2
Anyone else think that maybe the guy cheated on his wife with this girl and thats why they got divorced? Cuz she said she was happy that the exwife finally moved on which kinda sounds like to me that she stole him from her :/ if thats the case then this bitch deserves it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Your opinion sucks. Shut up attention whoring troll.
OmqDummyxD 7
oh you poor thing :(
justinlee13 3
i am very sorry to hear that! D:
badactor009 0
You are far better off knowing what this turd is made of now than after his fiancé status ended with you two being married. The situation sucks but I suggest that you pick yourself up and drive on with the rest of your life. You never know what is around the next corner.
crazy_whitechick 6
How did she deserve it?!
peacelovepink26 0
at least you didnt already marry him
ndclover 3
look on the brightside...u weren't married to him when you found out. less of a mess to handle. he's not worth it.
metmimo 8
It should have been you