Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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Comments (257)
apfunction 0
ahh, the smell of small claims court in the morning. I just would've killed the bitch.
aron33 2
I ask my gf lots of times if it's that time of the month again
youthink_fml 0
Tell her you're throwing her away because she reminds you of your bitchy, psycho ex-girlfriend.
youthink_fml 0
Thank you Emrysa.
Isamermaid 17
Most females won't respond kindly to being asked if they're on the rag. That would piss me off, especially if that was NOT the case. So you do deserve some sort of retaliation for your douchey little remark. But the other stuff... yeah, call the cops and file a report, then take her to court.
Emrysa 1
Seriously, what part of she destroyed/tossed his personal property do you not get? What is with the women on this forum that think having a period entitles them to be treated with kid gloves? Maybe if some of the ladies in here would quit acting like their period is an excuse to act like a wack job, men would quit asking about it. As a female, I've got to say, if you're acting insane, I'm going to call you on it and if that involves me giving you the benefit of the doubt like this guy did, and asking if your hormones are at fault, so be it. P.S. Maybe you should reply when you're not PMSing.
st87 0
you should trash all her jewellery, handbags, and whatever possessions that cost a bit. If she asks, say that they remind you of a bitch. And that the bitch is her =P
d4m4s74 12
ydi, you shouldn't be leaving your xbox in the kitchen
andyroxs 2
LOL i choked on my drink seeing this
brianjman14 23
lmao, that was hilarious
perdix 31
She was WAY too rough with the "I'm sorry" ********! I know for the cost of an Xbox, you'd expect some extra special fellatio, but when she works the balls so hard they get numb, that defeats the purpose. And, OP, you think having "numb nuts" is bad, wait until the numbness subsides. You'll have a whole new FML!
PandaPandaGunGun 0
PUNCH THAT ******* HO IN THE FACE! Chain her to the kitchen and feed her bread and water. ******* bitch can't take your xbox.
adamarmy 0
lol. the 2 best things in a mans life