Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
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say_vvhat 0
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YDI for having playing CoD on an xbox instead of a PS3.
rjrudman 0
No, he deserves it for playing an FPS on a console. Also, @OP. Take the note to the police, she's signed it after all. Take that bitch down.
Reyo 2
I still can't believe the bitch signed it. Do what #7 did. Even if you did cheat on her, she'll have to reimburse you for absolutely everything. If you managed to complete some of COD, you might even get some compensation points since a new COD game =/= a half completed COD game. Better yet, do what everyone else is telling you to do and get a P... ..with your ex's money.
crazytoaster 2
@ rjrudman There is a reason that PC gaming is dying y'know. @ OP Take the note to the Police, tell your ex-girlfriend you never cheated on her, win the day, enjoy more COD.
ktbird 0
The console/PC and gamer arguments are stupid. A real gamer has all consoles and a PC and uses all regularly.
riku3220 2
Yes! I usually only buy exclusives when I use my Wii, PS3, and PC and buy the exclusives and multi-platforms for the 360. They all have their perks and downfalls. Xbox has the RROD, Wii has some wonky controls, PS3 has zero backwards compatibility, and PC needs to be constantly upgraded.
Albedo667 5
agreed
archaic_ghost 0
you must just have bad taste in general. horrible girl and an xbox. tsk tsk how sad. ps3 is the way to go and while a crazy girl can be fun you don't date them.
acesarge 0
Despite what most people believe the pc doesn't need constant upgrades to run games at a decent speeds. If you bought your pc in the last few years chances are all you need is a good graphics card and it will be able to play most games on the high settings. I have had my pc for 3 years and it still runs games fine and I just upgraded the video card a few weeks ago. Now days pc gaming is more bang for the buck then it was just 5 years ago I am curently in the process if putting together my new system and its only going to cost $800. Thats for a high end pc with an i7 cpu. The only reason I am upgrading is because I reticently came in to some some money and don't really need anything else, not because my old pc can'y run games. And for those of you who think PC gaming is dieing, look at Steam( its a digital distribution service from Valve) and say that. There are still plenty of good PC games coming out like Alien vrs Predator and Battlefield Bad Company 2.
theblazian 0
Lol I've had my Xbox for 6 years and no red ring of death.... but mind you I only really use it to buy multi-player games as the idea of having friends grab their own computers and play together individually doesn't really strike me as logical. Single player games though? Hell yeah PC.
Zezing 0
Plant a claymore on her front door
AndelleRae 9
Lmfao. 81, that comment made my day.
8trickster8 0
PC games aren't dying, consoles are just a bigger market.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
Or call in a AC-130 and drop a 105 on her house
AlexZB 0
YDI for having an xbox, get a wii or ps3
Trebie 6
That way, when she smashes it, it's less heart-breaking.
overkill_78 4
6 years huh? That's funny, considering they came out November 2005.
omgtooweird 0
hell ya! **** that bitch right where it hurts...her walet nd pride
TehToaster 0
106- this FML just sounds like buzzkill. hope you had a tactical insertion somewhere useful OP
Itzy02 0
lol she was smart to hurt w u love most, yet stupid for signing it.
funnydudeman 0
shut up not really ppl have lifes besides video games and they choose not to spend hundreds of dolars on pointless countless video games for satisfaction wen they can simply have one and play frum time to time
Master__Chief 0
dude.... this isnt funny, its just cruel. i sympathise for you man, no one should have to endure that torture. go f her up! BTW, PS3
AKBO47 0
ps3 is for queers
gocutler88 0
xbox is way better
magicman1 0
**** PS3 getting hacked is wat u expect from free thx anonymous. ;)
stacianichole 2
nerd.
beastwill64 16
Ur a video game freak
facilitator 0
Since you can't play COD i suggest you just shoot her instead. And to all the people saying ps3 is better, how are you doing since anonymous made your server explode?
steven107 7
Well both Xbox and the ps3 are good but ... Xbox is better, ps3 has some ****** up live on it Xbox it sick!! Oh btw I have both Xbox and ps3.
SmokinGuns 13
Actually, a real gamer plays lots of games and is great at it, and has been playing games since they were young. I'm tired of people trashing other systems or thinking they're more of a gamer than others simply because they waste all their money on entertainment. Seriously, you'd think gamers would stick together.
thecman25 14
Dude not even, how fun getting **** from microsoft
PeopleRSoDumb 0
Maybe she meant cheat on you wit the xb0x? CoD is an addicting game. Even then though, she'd still be crazy...
inconvienentgurl 0
At least some1 is smart enough to think about another reason for why she did it! Not saying she was right in that it was kind of over the top @OP sorry you have bad taste in women and you shouldn't have given her a key to your house!! This is why you should start a fight w/ the person you're dating so you know how they will react and there are no surprises when your valuables get broken ;)
StaticDown 0
If you haven't, then check out: Blame Halo 3 Video on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw&feature=fvst
eazye81 0
he should get back together with her, cheat on her and record it, go to her house, destroy something there and put the tape in its place.
blahthing 0
That's what I'm thinking too PeopleRSoDumb :P Not saying what she did was justifiable but gamers (and other addictions) don't seem to realise the impact of their actions on a relationship and how it might feel like the addiction is another "lover". "Sorry babe I can't see you tomorrow. _____ just got released and I want to get to level 30 by night." Might as well be "Sorry babe I can't see you tomorrow, I have plans with Sarah...my Xbox".
DeathMetalJesus 0
I would name my xbox "your mom" so that I would be like "sorry babe, can't see you tonight, I'm gonna be up all night playing with your mom" haha
MrsDruidess 23
I am guessing since there was no Xbox remains laying around/under the note that it was probably a test to see if he had cheated and the xbox was just hidden. My guess anyway, because really who leaves a note that they smashed it, when the pieces laying there says it all while inflicting more emotional pain. . .
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
BenignScientists 0
With a signed confession in hand? Dang right he can!
Shokz992 0
@ 1 - Haha, the PS3 thing sprang to mind for me too xD
zelly05 0
oohh wow Cod muz b soo much better than ur gf to make u cheat hahaha day suxx!! get a ps3 nxt time?? even better :)
Feverrotes 15
The 360 would've broke anyway with or without your gifrlfirend's involvement. Get a better console.........like the PS3 Slim.
bds0688 0
PS3 slim is garbage. At least get the original.
cloud_strife_ 0
Maybe OP's girlfriend was a Sony fangirl...
joeprentice90 0
haha. ps3 slim is junk... its sonys cheap version of a ps3 only the old ones are any decent. and if you're gonna play online as a hardcore game, pc is the way to go. but xbox is still the shit. ps3 has too many people who just create accounts and ruin gameplay...
joeprentice90 0
haha. ps3 slim is junk... its sonys cheap version of a ps3 only the old ones are any decent. and if you're gonna play online as a hardcore game, pc is the way to go. but xbox is still the shit. ps3 has too many people who just create accounts and ruin gameplay...
ahmedd_fml 4
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YDI for playing FPS on consoles.. **** CONSOLES PC OWNS U ALL BIEATCHES , HAHAHAHA
flying_vegan 0
PC huh? Enjoy your viruses...
FreeFall11 0
It's people like you, #9, that make PC gamers look bad.
acesarge 0
Ya because its SOOO hard to use an anti virus program. I have been PC gaming for 3 years now and I have never once had a virus mainly because I keep my anti virus up to date and watch what web sights I visit and what I download.
AndelleRae 9
"watch what web sights I visit" Hmm... Typo or pun? lol
GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
Yulia_fml 0
hahaha what an american approach to the problem
DeathShad0 1
#96, that's all you can do about the damn problem. You can't hit her, she won't pay without being forced, and she most likely won't listen to reason.
xxkittyswaggww 1
this made me laugh lol
tromo47 13
But this fml is from Canada. I'm so confused.
relyo 0
YDI for dating a psycho. That'll teach you.
gingersnapper 0
Shoot her in the back of the head and then tea bag her.
DoomJeff91 2
That's terrible. No one deserves to be tea-bagged.
stopreadingmynam 0
except your kills on halo!
threer 30
Absolutely. But first, sue her and use that money to buy xbox live for years on end.