Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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uncletr 0
throw her ass to the curb!
uncletr 0
#8 he said something so it's okay to assault him? using your logic, you typed something so it's okay if you get raped. **** you!
FPsLife 5
bahahahahaahaa
emmmilyyy 0
normally I am against men physically harming women in any circumstance, but I have to say, this bitch needs to get slapped.
g3rusz 6
At least you got the answer straight. FYL tough...
bored999 0
Man that sucks!!! no man deserves that kind of response no matter what you said!!I hope you are insured for the xbox!
spermdump 0
Wow, now I wonder if castration was in order had she really been on the rag. And as a woman, and not some loser 'omfg u guize r so sexist 2wards wimmin' twat, I personally would have gone into her room and taken a dump on her bed for being such a bitch.
twilitchaser15 0
id sue that bitch
Boudewijn 0
I'm gonne generalize here; OMG women... As some people sometimes tell men to keep their dicks in their pants, women must keep their bad mood in their pants.
HBubble 3
Sell some of her stuff to buy a new one.
davek 36
Tell the cops. Assault and theft. Then tell your landlord.