Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
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Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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Freeze_fml 17
They play with balls more than you do, apparently.
maskedman 9
I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.
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Comments (209)
brutal_banger 10
Wow, that's... just... wow... just... wow.
White667 0
Lol, I want to high five this husband. Well, maybe with a different hand. Still, brilliant. "Well it wasn't ****!"
pu13 5
op should become a tennis player :p
B4SK3TB4IL 0
uep
zendaddy0 0
so what I work in engineering so I take pride in my erections
Megan36 3
**** u looks don't matter and I know ur going to say tht only ugly ppl say tht but I already know I'm ugly
asherah14 7
My husband is ******* hot and is wonderful in bed but I still **********. My masturbation has nothing to do with my husband's skills or looks. It's my time with myself.
damienwatkins 0
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FML for being a thick ****.
picturescrazy 24
Haha, good point. I'd be pissed if my husband did that too though >.< Nasty.
jts2x3 1
lol
nuccalo 0
maria sharapova!!!!!!
bflakes 1
lol
tennisguy2011 1
MARIA SHARAPOVA IS SOOOO HOT!!!!!!
SomeRussianGirl 3
YDI for being so ugly you're husband is Jerking off to tennis.
simon445 0
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maybe you should have sucked the dick a little more? I think so.... hoe.
E40_fml 0
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Sing D is so disgusting.
chelzy 0
so true. I lick pussy sometimes though. btw, op, I'd be more upset by this than by ****.
Erebus_Terror 12
I'm intrigued. Please, tell more.
paramorefan125 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwy
tyrob911 0
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why do women complain when men **********? that's what men do when you-all don't step up to the mic. or would you rather he cheats on you with another lady? The idea of not rocking the mic right
george456 0
I couldn't agree more.
Ravtaz 0
I agree one hundred percent.
OMGitsME432 1
BS dude, men ********** regardless.....
masterclairebear 0
It could have just been that he wanted something and she didn't.
whoisthisgirl 4
I think she was meaning the watching **** part not masturbating itself.. I'm the same way.
mrningbrd 19
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Excuse you, women don't owe men sex at all. If she didn't want to, that's no excuse to go out and cheat. Get your head out of your ass and grow up
auro7 18
196, she obviously didn't want to have sex with him, and she didn't like him to watch ****. She either has sex with him, or doesn't mind when he watches **** to get off. Or else he's gonna probably cheat
Daesh_fml 9
That doesn't answer the question though. Why would anyone care if their boyfriend watches ****? Mine does, a lot, and sometimes we do it together.
chaos753159 4
at least it wasnt high school musical
bombchelle 0
lmao
The_Norwegian 2
Or Hannah Montana.
CitizenSnipz 0
Or Justin Beiber.
SaraaGurll 0
Or Rebecca Black!
zendaddy0 0
combo br- or the Jonas brothers ......whoo epic twist
Freeze_fml 17
They play with balls more than you do, apparently.
rawr_iliketacos 0
WINNNNN!
rc3187 0
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Why don't you let him watch ****? Seems cruel to ask him stop especially if your not attractive enough for him. Not entirely his fault. By the way, this is not an FML, Oh my god, you caught your husband jerking it, so ******* what?
Megan36 3
looks don't matter so shut the **** up
DigitalFusion 4
^^ someone's ugly...
bombtastic 10
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not her fault he's so desperate to get his rocks off. maybe she can't do it due to her cycle or something. women are more complicated when it comes to sex, all men have to do is think mm **** and their dick is hard. nice try idiots. but that sucks op. tell him that he's gotta get you in the mood too if he wants some action.
AstroTurf 0
What's with this cycle thing LMAO. Why is everyone at HER LOL I guess she feel guilty, letting her man know she do not like to know who he gets off to. Now she feels guilty that she drove him to jerk off watching Tennis. She should not do that, your own private sex life, is private. HE would probably not feel guilty, if he caught her rubbing her genitals, watching the neighbour trimming the hedges.. he would think her sexuality is HIS!! Why is masturbation opposed to have sex with your partner...I ********** as much or more when I have a partner. I like to ********** AFTER I have had sex, just that I do not share that with my partner, cause it makes him feel not adequate... I do not want to hear or know that he watch ****, cause it makes me feel in inadequate.