Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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Fumbles88 0
Make the bitch pay, destroy her most expensive clothes and then when she confronts you tell that bitch that it reminded you too much of a time you were accosted by a man wearing expensive stuff and that shes only adding to your trauma.... Then punch the bitch.
Sophie_a7x 0
******* lol xD
ellepee 0
why the hell would you ask a girl if it's her time of the month? stupidest question ever
WakingTheFallen 2
FYL, what a bitch. You should wreck / throw out all her stuff.
geppy 0
Totally FYL. But you were a dick with the PMS comment, so you deserved the kick in the balls. You should press charges for theft and damage of property. She can't throw away something that isn't hers.
FPsLife 5
He deserved potentially permanent damage to his testicles and a possibility of never having children for a comment?
LadyLieDie 1
I'll be honest dude, I would've done the same damn thing. Seriously, just because it "reminded you of your ex" doesn't mean you throw out someone else's stuff. If your stuff reminds me of an annoying-ass bitch who can't handle the goddamn fact that it's ******* over with their ex and they should probably move on with their damn life, I'm not gonna throw your shit away. Also, I would've asked her the same thing.
jesca212 0
how does he deserve it for lettin her do this? that doesn't make sense.
mps1969 8
Hitting her back will just land you in jail so call the cops charge her with theft and assault . If by the off chance the cops take her side wait and quietly start your revenge start by putting Icey-Hot on her pads or tampons just don't leave any proof it was you . Come on guys lets all post our ideas on getting her back for the OP be creative guys.
Jimboom 12
Put a little dab of Marmite on all her dark bra's so that she can't tell you did it(if you didn't know marmite burns when applied to sensitive area's such as the nipple). Or perhaps just wash all her clothes in hot sauce. Or find someone with Crabs and get them to come rub their groins all over her bedspread and undergarments.
Jrbn 0
This is FML, not 4chan
brianjman14 23
fyl man wat a ******* bitch, beat her up and make her make u a sandwich, and also sue, cause she can't just throw out ur belongings cause of that
DamnLife89 0
did you kick her in the crotch? not hard. just enough to say you crazy ass girl. how dare you. amd also if she cant pay you back flush her jewery down the toilet
FoundManyLemons 0
YDI b/c : 1) You're a sexist. 2) No way you didn't know the bitch was crazy.