Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
Today, my husband spent money and 14 hours learning how to make fake, realistic armour for our Dungeons and Dragons obsessed son, but refused to consider making a Disney dress for our little girl because, "That’s girly stuff, mommy can do it better than daddy." FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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CoolBroStory 7
That's cute. You're a good girlfriend.
Bakarra 22
As far as gamer insults go, that's pretty harsh...
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CoolBroStory 7
That's cute. You're a good girlfriend.
LarryLaDouche 13
I agree! Any girl that's willing to do stuff like this is awesome.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Well duh! We do rock! And seriously OP.. I'm sorry for the wickedly awesome burn... I would be mad in your situation, so I empathize, but at the same time I chuckled cause it was pretty smooth on his end.
X_Codes 11
@26 I think he was too mean. He could have at least said Midna.
Kn0wledge123 21
Agreed. OPs boyfriend sucks.
Lucia_Malpense 14
I agree. I mean, Majora isn't even a girl.
meihua 19
I think you're missing the point that Majora is male, and wears a mask.
TrueTriage 16
Next project: Realistic Samus Suit. Also, if OP's boyfriend wants Majora... Anyone who beat that game knows the boss fight involves tentacles maybe he's telling them something
KaeporaGaebora 4
Most guys would love to have a girlfriend who's even remotely into video games, let alone dress up as a character from one. btw, my username is also from Zelda. :)
miyaviichan 27
55 you're the owl with insufferably longs lines of text in OoT! I had so much fun scrolling through the dialogue 2 or 3 times because I was too dumb to press B.
that1chick7 0
52- actually, Majora is the evil spirit possesing the mask. The guy wearing it is Skull Kid
vuragado 10
Your username might be from legend of zelda, but its a later game
ElricMustang 23
Lol 65, that's because every time he finishes, he asks either "Do you understand?" or "Do you want to hear it again?" They want to make you re-read! But yeah, I loved just watching the text fly by lol
buck33 14
Even though the Majoras Mask is a bad spirit thing, I still think it's pretty sick, being super powerful and such. So OP if you look at it this way Majora isn't so bad.
Link5794 18
Actually, Majora's gender isn't made clear.
spanner88 2
What do Richard Hammond and Kate Moss have in common? They both got ****** on Top Gear.
MDTeddy 13
That sounds hawt. Legend of Zelda is ftw.
zakkyzebra 11
My girlfriend and I are dressing up as link and Zelda this year for Halloween o.o
CaptSkippy 9
Legend of Zelda? Screw that Legend of Link
94yhy 8
113, your girlfriend and yourself are dressing up as Link and Zelda… respectively?
VorpikeII 17
Finding a GF who's into Video Games is awesome. Especially when your both addicted to your favorite game.
darkflight 3
Did anybody else get 115's smosh reference?
nightmare_656 2
read zelda mangas talks more about majora and how the mask was made.
PamChopsWithMint 5
Woah first.. Didn't even read the fml.
DerrickJames 33
Find someone more appreciative.
siickman 7
If she took her time to do that she wouldnt leave him that easy. Yes he sounds like a douche that moment but maybe he really is a nice boyfriend other times we dont hear about. Honestly OP i really hope he is more appreciative about other things.
DoubleDose 0
Really... You make me sick. Have funnever finding love with that logic. Yeah he laughs at one thing, so I better leave him because he's a total dick
walmartpaysme 15
He actually said it was nice. He just thought OP would have been cuter as another character.
DerrickJames 33
I don't think you know who/what Majora is.
walmartpaysme 15
I'll be honest... I have no idea. I've only beaten Ocarina of Time. I started Majora's Mask but that was years ago and I never got past the forest area.
AKiDNamedJoHn 12
Uhh wasn't majora a dude?
inkblotdrummer 6
Majora always wore a mask... I think that's why OP got pissed, but maybe her boyfriend just meant facepaint or something... maybe...
Fuzzidio 2
Majora is a mask, worn by a Scarecrow kid and it made him evil, but seriously just because someone isn't romantic or says everything looks cute doesn't mean they don't love each other.
LarryLaDouche 13
It's alright OP. Tell him you'll dress like Sheik (however the **** you spell it) from now on!
coolbrony12 3
I love how your username is LarryLaDouche an your picture is Trixie:)
Soloman212 28
Are you implying OP's boyfriend is gay?
vuragado 10
Uh. Sheik is zelda
onlychildFTW 34
Is that a pony 4?
LarryLaDouche 13
Sure is! Her name is Trixie and she was only in the series for one episode, but she's still my favorite!
kimg0885 23
^ u mean The Great and All Powerful Trixie right? Loved that episode!
ebonyirony 29
82- I did a rehair of snow catcher for Trixie! Before her doll came out.
Xcrunner_24 0
At least you cared enough to make the effort
gc327072 31
Yea really. Most girls are just like "yea ok babe go play".
Petepoop 6
Threesome.
MichellinMan 20
^ obviously not
JTthePurpleNinja 5
Considering you went to all that effort, I'd say your boyfriend is a dick. Not worth the aforementioned effort.
ghirahim 5
Slingshot his deku nuts
gc327072 31
Smash his jars.
ben827 10
Rustle his jimmies
simonsaysYDI 8
dammit Ben... there's no jimmies >__< I had a good one about magic beans too...
FalconCrunch 4
He could have said Ganondorf.
Bakarra 22
As far as gamer insults go, that's pretty harsh...
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah... Is he saying she's ugly & should be wearing a mask? Or is it just me who thought that? ...I hope not for OP's sake :(
Link5794 18
Majora is the demon whose powers manifest through the mask. A Skull Kid wears the mask.
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
Well that was very nice of you. Zelda is pretty awesome.
MRukkus 5
That's swaaaaaag
dmblonde 13
No. Just no.
TBelle4Ever 15
Anyone who says Swag is a giant douche
DontThumbMeDown 8
Another comment with swag in it.
Welshite 40
Three comments now actually...
P374RD3D 9
swog
MichellinMan 20
I know this isn't original, but... SWAG stands for Secretly We Are Gay.
Pogox 5
You're a douche bag.
MichellinMan 20
Dammit, someone beat me to it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Yes, by over 2 whole hours... ^
klimpomppp 9
Im not too sure, swag isn't as bad as YOLO