Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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Comments (257)
YoungE 0
Regardless of what he said, she has no right kicking him there, of all places. Women dont understand how much that shit hurts. Saying a so called "rude" comment does not give her the ******* right
iankennedy17 0
the answer was yes, wasn't it? o.O
hex32808 0
YDI for shacking up with a woman
Julius8122 0
She's crazy. Tell her to replace everything and find a new place to live or you will call the police and report her for battery and theft. Depending on the law in your state she could potentially be charged with felony grand theft and battery with intent to cause a serious injury which is also a felony. The chick needs to go.
WreckerGirl 4
I Completely agree with
judemeister 0
FYL for having an insane room mate! However, I doubt that suggesting she was on the rag was the best idea... I hope you called the police on her for theft and assault.
nofxtime 0
Sue her ass and buy some new games.
MLGS 0
Shes a bitch.
yusaku02 20
She's a psychobitch, if she doesn't repay you the cost of everything she threw out then you should wait until she goes out, take all of her clothes and throw them in a dumpster. If she asks, they reminded you of your ex-girlfriend xD
AnthonyBaang 0
dude, that's not sexist. I mean, WTF? who does that? she threw your xbox away because it reminded her of her x? time to lose her bro.