Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (257)
jennifer5 6
Better yet when she leaves go into her room and cut her clothes up where it was hemmed at. when she asked what happened just be like well you reminded me of all the fat people I see so I had to make it so your clothes would fit. And I would have slapped her just because she needed to be reminded whose the man in the house. I would just make her life hell until she bought everything back for you again, and buy her a box of tampons.
gis_mappr 0
instead of whining on fml, take some real action and sue her ass
SubjectX 0
I'd take that as a yes. Why would the bitch do that to YOUR shit? you weren't involved with her.
slatter 1
i don't see how this is sexist, he's not comparing men and women or saying women re worse than men I say phone the police on her
freakinflynn 0
okay hold up. let's put this into perspective. an xbox costs $400. games cost $64.34 after tax. I have 30 games and I'm sure the OP has about 20. I assume he has more than one controller. controllers cost $59.99 since they're wireless. xbox live subscriptions cost $59.99 as well. so now were up to just about $2000. he should cause $2000 wort of damage to her car
luvstosplooge14 0
ok really xbox's do not cost 400$ freaky flynn ur retarded theyre only 200$
NoteMyGrin 0
I like how you just had to mention how many games you have. :P
Luckster 0
luvstosplooge14, an xBox costs only $200 if you get the cheapass one made for casual gamees who still use memory cards instead of hard drives.
freakinflynn 0
oh and im assuming since she needs a room mate, it only is worth about $5000 anyway. now, doesnt that sound fair? or would that just be taking it to far? for all you who say hes sexist, go suck a dick. thats just not cool. how would you feel if i broke your *****? wouldnt that piss you off? then how would you pleasure yourselves when you're PMSing? obviously no guy wants to do it and without your ****** you're SOL. :)
greeneye_fml 12
Options for you: 1) Sue her for cost of possesions 2) Have her charged with assault and theft 3) Throw out a number of her possesions equal to the amount you lost. I'm female and what she did was way out of bounds. Bitch deserves to be in jail.
bombtastic 10
I know it was definitely a bitch move to do, and it sucks, but yeah. btw I don't use my cycle to act like a psychopath, I just have serious mood swings. it can happen on accident.
MissBBGoodGirl 0
Throw away a few of her favorite things, and say "Sorry they reminded me of my ex."
QWERTYCommander 5
Show no mercy on this bitch. Sue her ass.