Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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chaos753159 4
thinking..... light hep ass on fire
nikkers 0
think he means weewee ...
bombtastic 10
you idiot. you deserve the nut shot. the games.. that sucks. don't provoke a woman when she's in a fragile emotional state of mind, we can be very bitchy and make you scared. ;)
Emrysa 1
Some of us don't use our periods as an excuse to act like deranged psychopaths, but mmmkay.
marcmylife 0
You would take the period over getting kicked in the balls!
Artemis_Huntress 0
...Fragile emotional state? Seriously? I take offense to that. It doesn't matter if she WAS on her period, or if she was having excruciating cramps (and if she was, how he hell could she be walking to throw the stuff out the window?), the stuff she threw out cost MONEY, most likely hundreds of worth of dollars, which she tossed because a ****** up excuse, and then assaulted him for getting understandably angry. Seriously, I hate all this 'if a woman is on her period, she's a monster' crap going around, I get some damn painful cramps and at most I get a little moody and snippy, not psycho-crazy. FYL, and sue her!
BlackCube2 2
you aweful piece of shit you should be cut for saying that.... you dont kick a mans nut sack for any reason and then the xbox throws it through the roof its her faut for being a girl in the first place so she should be kicking her own ball sack if any
t0xicred 8
You better make her pay.
chaos753159 4
y did so many people vote YDI
marcmylife 0
because the guy did nothing! Most guys wouldn't let a girl throw their shit out. But he even took the nut shot and didn't retaliate! What a pussy!
xNephilim 19
Yeah cause the guy was most likely just standing there while she threw his shit out. I'm pretty sure he wasn't home.
kalel01260 1
Well. Apparently it was that time of the month after all.
catkat1988 17
I simply don't get why people say YDI to this one. No one has any right to throw out their room mates possesions or get violent - no matter if something their room mate did reminded them of their ex-boyfriend. And yeah, I'm female, I have three male room mates, an ex-boyfriend and I get my period regularly once a month. I still don't think it's okay. Definitely FYL, and I think you should tell her that if she doesn't pay the full price for everything she threw out, you'll press charges.
idkweird 0
Agreed! To me, it doesn't matter if they are male or female. Nobody ******* touches my stuff. In a roommate situation, no one gets to throw the other person's shit away. There are very few things that can piss me off, and I can't talk out. That would be one of them. If someone threw something of mine out, I would flip out. I would DEFINITELY make them pay me back, and they'd be lucky if their ass wasn't out on the street as soon as I had my money. I'd rather struggle on my own than live with a psychopath like that with no boundaries.
CATE_19 0
YEAH NUMBER 31.
drgnsf8 0
your roommate has no right to do what she did! I would get rid of her!
Luckster 0
If ANYONE threw away any of my possessions for any reason at all, I'd kick their ass on the curb in a heartbeat! You don't trash other people's shit just because of some bitchy excuse like "It reminds me of my Ex". May as well burn all her clothes and use the same excuse back at her. In all reality, sue her in a small claims court and kick the bitch out. Word of advice--don't get another female room mate. EVER! Too risky! Take it from someone who knows, there are a LOT of women who are total bitches. They make the rest of the women look horrible. But when it comes to those finding a room mate, you have NO idea what female room mates are the total BITCHES or the ones who actually have brains. Even I have to lock my door so no one throws away my stuff, be it games, clothes, collectible toys, or books. Their excuse for wanting to throw it out? "I never see you use them."
idkweird 0
As a female, I completely agree with these statements. Ive only had one female roommate who EVER worked out, and that's because women are ******* stupid. The one it worked out with was more like a guy, anyway. :) Find a guy to room with, OP. And def take that bitch to small claims!