Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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AudryZ8 0
Oh my if she didnt like seeing them why didnt she put them in your room then. Not throw them out seeing as it didnt belong to her.And being a women we do tend to get a bit uncomfortable during that time of the month, but as far as pms goes that comes 14 days before. But I do hate that when ever women get mad over something guys use that as an excuse. not saying this is the case, this was totally her fault and ver uncalled for.
Vurban 0
I fail to see where people are saying "theft". She didn't take long-term possession of them, she grabbed them, took them to the window, and tossed them. Not exactly 'theft', but I suppose it's worth a shot. You want to pile as much on her as you can. Destruction of property and aggravated assault, of course. I'd love to see when the cops ask if she wants to file charges against you back. =P Hope you **** her over and take her for all she's worth. Don't kick her out though. She may start respecting you for this and learn to not be such a bitch.
Emrysa 1
If I break into your car and take your i-pod without permission, then I go toss it in a trash can or destroy it with a hammer, do you think I would be able to tell a judge in court it wasn't theft because I didn't keep it for long term use?
Dagon8 0
This gets a double vote for me. First, sucks that she threw out YOUR stuff, but YDI for playing the PMS card.
TruckerGustav 0
What the hell? You need to force her to buy you the things she threw away. A good way is to destroy everything she owns until she buys you back the Xbox.
russianspy1234 11
Throw out all her shit and tell her it upsets you because it reminds you of your pyscho ex roomate. When she asks who your ex roomate is, say "You, now get the **** out."
YoungE 0
yeah but if he ever laid a finger on her they would get him on assault, rape, shit and ne other thing they could find. i'm amazed at how he handled all that, sexist he is not. those things cost a lot of money. she is just prolly one of those girls who know he prolly wont retaliate
GlaoigharAirm 0
Open all her tampons/pads and cover them with bengay.
crankyinthemorn 0
You should file a report with the Police Dept, and have her charged with Destruction of Property and Assault!!!!
Rabbity 0
Wait...xbox games reminded her of her ex? At that rate, what DOESN'T remind her of her ex! Many people have xbox games. That's like saying, "Pants remind me of my ex."
Quiet_one 22
You NEVER ask that, EVER. It's rude, and anytime you ask an angry woman if it's that time of the month, regardless of whether you're right, she will get angrier, and you will run a serious risk of getting kicked somewhere you don't want to. HOWEVER, this girl is definitely psycho for throwing out your stuff, which you did nothing to deserve, so this one's both an FYL and YDI. You should probably consider moving out. But make her pay you back first.
dudeitsdanny 10
Nonono. You dont get how much that hurts. I'm betting half the men here, including myself, at least winced when they read this. Slap him, kick his shins, leave him a little bruised and scratched up... BUT NEVER kick him in the balls. If you ever get the urge to.. Picture Freddy Krueger fingering you and stop yourself.
mps1969 8
OH your getting me hot thinking of Freddy fingering me that is so sexy !