Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
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asdfghjklana 9
Good that youre moving, huh
cuppycakeslove 20
Atleast you're out of there, your ex roommate seems to have no respect for your things.
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Comments (37)
asdfghjklana 9
Good that youre moving, huh
whos_ur_daddy1 19
He's just helping you out haha
thatkidhesh 11
next time leave a note. and move the alcohol out first
cuppycakeslove 20
Atleast you're out of there, your ex roommate seems to have no respect for your things.
Wakachulak 22
All your alcohol?! How could she?!
cathyfang1533 12
It probably wasn't difficult for her to chug all of it as she cries over her master's degree while hugging one of her many cats... Uh I mean how could she? I've certainly never done anything of that sort...c'mere Mr. Tiger, mama needs some sugar...
cottoncandymango 17
Well now you don't have to worry about moving/taking care of that stuff!
cathyfang1533 12
Screw clothes, what if OP left her laptop or iPad or iPhone?! I can go naked, but I can't live without the Internet! Oh dear god, the nightmares! The terrifying nightmares! *Hyperventilates*
strawberrywine22 30
Screw the clothes, laptop, iPad and iPhone...the roommate drank all the alcohol!!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I hate how some people can have little to no respect for someone else's belongings.
17This_Is_Me17 8
Just take all their things
twinkiefeets 17
Take all her stuff. I hope you two are the same size and style. bad roommates are the worst I feel for you op, been there before.
thewife5 19
Maybe the OP was the bad roommate and left her stuff laying around the apartment she no longer lives in for weeks maybe. We don't know. She should of had a conversation with her roommate about how long she planned in storing her stuff in her old apartment.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Where's Judge Judy when you need her?! xD
SuperDanielNL 23
Since you have moved, torch the place. On a serious note OP, that sucks, I'd have a talk with said ex-roommate.
Accuraxy 10
Make him compensate. That's bull.