Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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Top comments
icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
ilovefall10 21
And yet your username is lolilovemyboyfriend. I do not know who I should hate more. Your boyfriend or you.
beerankin 0
I mean, she shouldn't have been a nark.. But punching her wasn't really necessary. Hope everything turns out ok.
Spazz420 7
Ever seen the movie Due Date?
ladiesman219 4
Haha I said that too!! Lol xD
Thisismypchere 8
I think the op's name is sarcastic otherwise why would it be on FML? I have to admit i laughed out loud when I read this. Sorry but that's just too ****** up.
OhLohd111 11
If keeping the sex secret means so much to you that you find joy in your boyfriend punching your 11 year old sister in the face, I don't think you should be having sex.
Le_Waffle 0
Wow, get out of that relationship or your next ;)
Lisa1993_fml 1
Get rid of him. What a jerk for punching your sister
eatmyshortssss1 8
Well now you can explain a used condom AND how your BABY SISTER got a bruise on her face. You and your boyfriend are both terrible individuals. Y ******* D I
lazerus1974 8
What a crappy sister you are to put your sister in this situation!!!
SadPandaGu 4
My boyfriend and I*
joemartin4214 4
OP said it correctly. Know your grammar before you flip a bitch all over someone else's.