tortilla
Petaluma, United States
Rite of passage
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brittbrat4
United States
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Anonymous
They hated her because she spoke the truth
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Anonymous
Weird family
Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML
Baby eater
Clarksville, United States
Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML
It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Shut up loser!
Not her fault nor mine
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
uterurist
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
J
Piet?, Malta
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
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ahabsfan 17
The period may be coming but PMS may have already arrived.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"It was after the fifth blow... or maybe the sixth... that I realized I probably should have kept my mouth shut. At least then I'd have all my teeth."
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ahabsfan 17
The period may be coming but PMS may have already arrived.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"It was after the fifth blow... or maybe the sixth... that I realized I probably should have kept my mouth shut. At least then I'd have all my teeth."