Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Top comments
yankfan89 27
Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet
imsoboss91 5
Well atleast you probaby have a good one?
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Comments (259)
THEKAISER 4
Lol
imsoboss91 5
Well atleast you probaby have a good one?
EvilPotato 15
Sell it to them for money, or threaten to sue.
princessbits 17
Sexual harassment!!!!!!
m0tl3ycru3 0
They should pay you royalties for those pics
brandnewkey 14
You could probably win that bet.
cudi504 4
Sexual Harassment Panda is not happy about this.
LiveLaughFML 10
use it against them and blackmail them. fight fire with fire.
Damn_Hippster 11
Your boss and co-workers are assholes! (see what I did there?)
Princessx3Jamie 0
don't lie, you know your flattered!
tona01 16
Yes i saw it... OP why feel insulted, you have a great ass, worthy of many many pictures describing it's beauty apparently. Feel proud and slightly creeped out. Remember with a great ass comes a curse. You will live with legions of men staring at it, or at least until you're 65-67
faithxoxox 1
She can still have a great ass from sixty-five up. Maybe she'll be a MILF or a GILF.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
57- not how the phrase is used...
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
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lilwaynerockz_fml 12
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theaws0m3guy 4
Picz or didn't happen!
R34luver 5
Remember Harass is one word not two!
imthatguythatdid 0
Me Gusta....
FreshlyCut 0
Me Gusta= I like. That's for all the whiteys
xmayne 0
Thumbs down just because you have a pi of Lil Wayne
turkishjew 0
That's sexual her ass ment
nalia18 8
Sexual her-ass- sent ..... Hehe
FlamingBongos 3
Flattered*
yankfan89 27
Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet
SolanumX 6
^ This. But only if $$$ is involved in the bet. Like selling ****, but directly to your coworkers (assuming that selling **** to your coworkers isn't a standard affair).
ZealIFeel 7
Yeah and then use the money to buy yourself an assorted collection of men's sweatpants. They are the assman's worst nightmare.
crazy_whitechick 6
Agreed.
okiidokii_fml 6
Or google a random pic of one and submit that. Lol
okiidokii_fml 6
Or google a random pic of one and submit that. Lol
Eyams 0
Lol win
SolanumX 6
40- Judging by how they have apparent experience in the art of looking at her ass, I think they could probably tell it wasn't her.
FrostHeart 36
Or she could take a picture of her ass and send it to us. I would very much enjoy that.
unicornhuger 0
Picture or it didn't happen.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Have you run out of ass pics to look at on the internet 84?
FrostHeart 36
-114, yes, I have, I went through all 636,738,838 pages when I searched "yummy ass" on google pictures. I need more to keep my ass fetish happy
DrDilllonReese 12
Your picture is the cookie monster, and you used money while describing ass. Perfection.
Alex94xela 0
She should take a picture of her and photoshop a dick onto it and show it to them
SolanumX 6
154- I'll have to get my top men to confirm that that will do something positive for op before I believe that it will.
FrostHeart 36
154- that's just... No... Why would a girl need a dick... And her Co-workers thinking she has a dick? She would never hear the end of it...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
...wait 158 are you really like 7 yes old...?
fatgirllovesfml 0
*WARNING* Pedophile Detected(171)
nalia18 8
She might not hava real dick but itd take some balls to do that 154...
merimar3 4
honestly the best comment I've seen on FML yet'
kingedoftheworld 0
Lol but hey at least you know you've got a nice butt
faithxoxox 1
Or maybe she has such a big butt, they all want to mock her. But sure; let's think happy thoughts. Somewhat creepy, but happy.
every1luvsboners 11
Post a picture of your arse in your profile so we can be the judges, pls.
minisquid 9
Oh boners, you clever rascal!
kathuzada 6
I like this guy.
Palirose 22
I'd report them for sexual harassment. That or i would just start wearing looser pants to work.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Or start stuffing them with lumpy toilet paper.
alannah1988 4
It'd be hilarious if HR started this bet..
Okayitwasme 0
Report it that is wrong! On so many levels
kut19 6
Lol. This is like that one episode of Frasier.
ednusi 7
because we all watch Frasier....
kut19 6
Good! I was worried some of you might not know what I meant.
PrincessCastiel 27
Frasier is a good show guys
mariet_fml 23
Either do #3's suggestion or take the photos to HR.
xzenofx 4
Do both
techweed 12
Cheer up, you got a nice ass!
gravy4u 5
Lmao, sorry I found it funny, I wonder who won =X