Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
Sheilatakeabow 0
OP, sort yourself out. She's your little sister and by the sounds of it you're on your boyfriends side? If anyone hurt my sister I'd go mental. You need to get rid of the bastard, because if he's willing to hit a child he's probably willing to hit you.
abeye111 8
anger problem?
Salkadi 9
That'll teach here to put her nose where it doesn't belong!
ladiesman219 4
This reminds me of due date haha
Xquisite1 28
Obviously the OP is dumb as a bag of rocks. First off she's leaving used condoms around where a little kid can find them. Secondly rejoicing over the fact that her boyfriend punched her eleven year old little sister in the face! Luck she isn't my kid because I would punch her in the face and beat the shit out of her abusive boyfriend! What a young and dumb bitch she is. SMH
VeeEight 5
Perhaps the 11 year old was a snoop, found it in big sis room. Maybe this isn't the first time It's happened. Perhaps the little sis is just a bitch.
somewizdom 15
11 year-olds CAN be quite bossy and annoying, but in retrospect he should have just called her a little *****.
je_suis_fml 11
62- yes, asshole, cause mental abuse against a child is much more appropriate than physical abuse, right? smh
ecasey 3
That's because you're a pansy
jablome 6
You ******* morons who think this is funny need to pull your heads out of your asses and grow up. This is assault and battery on a child. He's headed to prison.
BronyVasNormandy 12
Lol, someone who takes the Internet seriously. The Internet is for LoLcats, p0rn, ponies, and dark humor. Or a combination of any number of the aforementioned items at the same time. It is not meant to be taken seriously.
gracetaylor 0
um time for a serious talk with ur bf!!
perdix 31
Conjugal visits to jail are disgusting. Either find someone new or get really good at masturbating while he's getting sodomized in prison.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
What does it mean to speaj?