Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
RoseCrystal 17
Rejoicing in child abuse are we? You're a sick girl.
miZscrZee 0
OMGSH.? Punching her in the face doesn't solve anything..Uhmm, VIOLENT MUCH? I feel so sad for the little girl..
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Wow, guys should never hits girls. Didn't the OP boyfriends parents teach him ANYTHING?
chickenpie90 16
Hahaha
deviable 9
Ok, I laughed. And I feel ashamed.
pfapollo 0
Shouldn't your story say your ex boyfriend?
SnailJamsss 6
There was so need for face punching. I hope your sister tells in him for that instead.
ravens_embrace 2
Today I threatened to rat out my sister and her bf when he punched me in the face. Afterwards, my sister decided to post it on FML to try and get sympathy for something that didn't even happen to her. But I have a busted nose. FML
kel_pie 1
And mommy had him put in jail...
miami_bb6 0
If he's willing to punch an 11 year old girl..NEWS FLASH...WHAT MAKES U THINK HE WON'T SPLIT YOUR SHIT WHEN DINNER IS ON THE TABLE!!
SkardeyKat 3
If he punches eleven year old girls for something as stupid as this, he will beat your ass some day. When that day happens, you can't say nobody warned you!