Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
Daralea 21
You can tell by the name that OP obviously enjoys the fact that her sister got punched in the face by her timebomb of a boyfriend.
sharakay79 0
What a douche bag. OP you're next!
Zomg_Okay 27
OP's name for the FML disgusts me...
bammeh 0
Smack a hoe!!!!
Enslaved 38
Wow, a punch to the face? That's pretty harsh. You doing it?? I can /somewhat/ understand (I have fought with my sisters like that when we were younger, minus the punchings) but a guy to hit a girl?! Yeah.... He had no self control. FYL I can see the hits heading your way in the future.
skyeyez9 25
First of all, this should say "My now ex bf who is in jail for assaulting my sister." Even if she is a brat, she is your little.sister and only 11. If he has no issues punching a child, he will have no problem hitting you or kicking your 9 mos preggo belly if he got you pregnant.
ilovebuttsexx 6
Haha.... I bet she never tries to tattle on you again. This isn't an FML; this is a win.
Zomg_Okay 27
What the **** is wrong with you, 27?
ilovebuttsexx 6
What's wrong with you that a post on an FML is so offensive? It's all opinions.
copy125 0
Yea if he has the balls to punch your sister in the face I'm sure as hell he will abuse you eventually. Just dump him.
adamls96 0
Im wondering why your 11 year old sister knows what a condom is...
Zomg_Okay 27
Simple answer is, "The Internet".
mspeacock 6
Umm sex Ed in school. Unfortunately there are sexually active kids at that age.
adamls96 0
Not where I come from...
Athabaska 10
Id punch her too. Granted at some point in the last year I've wanted to punch all of my girlfriends little siblings.
je_suis_fml 11
Go for for it, so they can place your ass in jail where you will be treated like a lil girl. Bitch move if I've ever heard of one.. punks.
FargoG 3
Marry him.
JoeLouisBomber 9
Sorry i feel bad but this is funny