Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Little shit
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Snitches get stitches
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Rite of passage
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Never get involved
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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JayAyyEmm 0
You're on the wrong website. That belongs to MLIB
icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
fmlsaves 0
This situation was funnier when I saw it on a shirt. I would have called the police.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
it's also one way to get in trouble with the police xD
je_suis_fml 11
I hope her mother press charges, then he'll be treated like a lil girl with a tight one in lock up... bitch.
Michael_Kelso 0
Preteens are pretty annoying . . . Maybe you should explain to her that sex isn't as big a deal as she thinks at that age.
Princessx3Jamie 0
Woah I hope not hard! Uhmmm and if this is an FML why is your user name "lolilovemyboyfriend"?
tylersign 11
I wasn't exactly expecting that ending xD
klonopin_ftw 0
Of course this would be from North Carolina
GreenAppleDP 0
Or maybe instead of punching the eleven year old in the face, y'all could learn to pick up after yourselves. OP, if you're too scared to tell your parents your having sex, then you probably aren't old enough. Clearly you and your boyfriend aren't mature enough if he overreacts like that and your laughing about it.
zombicidal 11
%100 kids fault
cyns0_oaSailor 0
111, it may not be an age issue, some religions don't allow sex until after marriage, if that was the, the parents would be devastated. No matter what age.
Sonic_boomerang 5
Should this not be a **** your sisters life? Being how she got punched in the face.
GreenAppleDP 0
117, that is true, religion does play a large part in things like this. When a person comes from a strict religious family, most of the time their parents don't even allow them to have a boyfriend or girlfriend.
gpd_deputy_1 6
Yeah, that's a big red flag. If he's willing to punch your little sister, chances are he's more than willing to punch you. And really? If you're not dumping him for that chance, then I hope you would dump him for hurting your sister; that's just not right.
emwil823 0
Lmao, I was thinking the same thing.
doctorwhogirl 0
I hope you punched him in return- he may be your boyfriend and the guy who gives you that sweet sweet lovin- but she is your little sister-if you didn't hit him then your a shitty sister and a shitty person.
armyofficerwife 0
I'd dump him. You better be prepared for a whole heap of crap coming your way. Stop writing on here and fix things.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Her username is "Lolilovemyboyfriend"
LePwnapple 0
It's not that big of a deal.
mspeacock 6
Yes it is. Abuse is always a big deal. He physically assaulted her sister. She'll be next.
wegetrz 14
So you love your bf who punched a child who is also your sister and who probably wouldn't think twice about doing the same to you if you "bitched" at him..i'm gonna have to say ydi and much more.
wellnowthatsucks 5
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How does that guarantee that he'll punch her too? If a bratty little girl was bitching, I'd at least say something. Assuming that her family knows the boyfriend well, it's not that big of a deal.
wellnowthatsucks 5
Don't freak out here, people.
LiveLaughFML 10
yes, #148, because assulting a girl of ANY age is no big deal. the family has even more messed up problems if they're going to allow their daughters BOYFRIEND punch their younger daughter.
Jaxx66 21
I'd ball punch him and call the cops. What a prick.
rae_munchkin 6
He's going to turn into a wife beater. If he'll hit your little sister over something like that imagine what he'd do if it was something worse. Besides now that he hit her, she'll definitely do whatever she can to get you two in trouble !
FatAbbot 5
Over reaction? hope the kid is Ok.
Glidefedt 6
The communist speajs about overreacting.. Oh the irony
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
What does it mean to speaj?
ladiesman219 4
He meant speak I bet haha
13FTW 9
Speaj - the failed attempt of spelling "speak". Usually in a comment where someone sounds like a completely jackass and or dumbass. All definitions were found in the "****** up spellings dictionary". Purchase your copy today for only 131313.13!
FatAbbot 5
A) yes I'm a communist, b) Punching a child is over reaction, period.
helloimmia 4
Holy shit! Fyl.
yadisingh 5
Because her username is lolilovemyboyfriend, this is more of a '**** you' than a '**** your life' toward the OP for me.
NikkiCat 0
see if see bitches now
farhil 14
Wut?
mistersheezy 7
Hate to see when you piss him off.....
guitgod1 11
yep, ydi for dating that pos.
LiyIa_fml 8
Tough choice between you deserve it, or your life sucks. Why didn't you despose of it properly? Also, what made your boyfriend punch your sister in the face!?
needsmoresleep 0
uh. her sister's bitching?
imcutefml 0
Well id be scared if my gfs dad found out i f**ked his daughter
Daralea 21
You should be more scared if your girlfriend's dad found out you ****** his obviously immature daughter and punched his 11 year girl in the face.
DjeePee 25
I have the strong feeling that the bitching of the sister is somehow related to the punch...
technicolourain1 0
*dispose
superdelis 1
Panic mode set in...seemed legit
ILoveMyXbox 0
Yeah, that's definitley a little too serious for FML in my opinion.