Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
raphanne_fml 33
Your boyfriend punches a little girl in the face, your little girl SISTER, and your name is lolilovemyboyfriend? God, your stupidity amazes me.
JinxosGirl87 0
Apparently her continued secret sexcapades are more important than her lil sister
Fsvb 32
@37 The sarcasm in that name was not very hidden, how blind are you?
raphanne_fml 33
#159 It wasn't sarcasm. How blind are you?
Teehee2 0
Snitch had it coming.
Furry_dude 6
She said she was going to tell her mom, which means she hadn't yet. Therefore your comment makes no sense
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Idk if anyone caught this chicks name but it sounds like they're both sick in the head...
csosa187 1
Sounds like something out of family guy. Haha FYL, now you have to deal with your parents.
DeathBunny218 37
how can you choose the username "lolilovemyboyfriend" after he does that to your 11 year old sister? If he does end up beating you then you will be as much to blame as he is.
SpicyDuck 22
Cause the fml isn't really about him punching her little sister. It's about her getting in trouble
SexyQueen0905 24
OP lolilovemyboyfriend sounds like another Karla Holmoka in the making.
FargoG 3
Marry him.
Wheredidgrungego 12
NOW FINISH HER
ikickgingers 15
Fatality.
VicmahnFml 0
I'll be looking for you on the next season of teen mom. Tsk tsk tsk smfh
strife1313 4
Maybe the sister does stuff like this on a frequent basis
marpay 11
Doesn't mean that her boyfriend should be punching a child in the face. There is no excuse for child abuse.
NDiesal10 2
This is both a FYL and YDI. YDI for having sex and trying to hide it, and FYL for having a boyfriend that would attack a little girl like that. If he'd do that to your sister, imagine what he would do to you.