Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
Scands_59 14
Things get awkward when daddy hits mommy at the dinner table...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
coldsteele152 1
Nice move on his part lol
sushi55555 6
omg wat a jerk hitting a little girl like that
mspeacock 6
Abuse isn't funny. If he can hit her, he will eventually hit you. Why are you posting this online? Wouldn't your parents be even more mad to find out you bf punched your sister? It sounds like you're too young and dumb to be having sex. I guess there's a silver lining.. You're using protection.
Strafeh 9
#Winning See what I did there??? # NVM
soad4life 2
I see what you did there. Funny.
idontknowyou123 0
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mfbkt 0
Why isn't there an option for "your life is awesome"?
Yetifoot 0
OP's sister deserved the punch. After all, she's at that age where she acts like a **** and obnoxious. Win.
wilbert1995 0
Why is it fyl. Your sister is the one that's hurt.
VeeEight 5
Hahahahaha!!!!! That's awesome!!!!