Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
dangousity 21
The two of you are special. Make sure you keep him
yadudej 0
I will be on the lookout for your next fml post about him hitting you...unless you're smart and leave him now.
APimpNamedSlickb_fml_fml 0
Sister: 0 Boyfriend: 1
luvluvisintheair 4
Ya know.. There's always another solution >.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Dump him. If he can hit an *eleven year old*, sooner or later he's going to hit *you*. And anyway, what kind of an asshole would haul off and punch an eleven year old? And do you really want to continue to expose your family and friends to this guy, and the risk of violence he represents? Do your future plans with this guy include kids? Do you want him around your eleven year old *daughter*, when that time comes?
RussianFox 13
Sucks for him since once your parents find out he'll get some jail time for assaulting a 11 year old.
Octwo 16
Take video of what happens next when daddy finds out the kid punched his daughter in the face.
HelloNurse71 0
Anyone who would punch an 11 year-old girl in the face needs serious help. I hope you've quit submitting FML's and are using your time to dump his ass. And file a police report.
P1tchB14ck 6
*ex boyfriend
rpal4 0
are you serious ? I would have knocked him out the second he even tried laying a hand on her .