Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
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Top comments
icic6772 0
That's one way to keep her quiet.
enonymous 9
Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown
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Comments (131)
capnhananah 0
Did she still tell?
Jaxx66 21
I sure hope she did.
upyourzlolz 11
Great. More evidence to hide.
fmlsaves 0
Lol now they have to bury her with the condom
Nnie 2
You mean your ex-boyfriend, right?
DeathBunny218 37
unfortunately not, just look at her username
MirsyP 3
Why would she touch your used condoms? o_o
Enslaved 38
Found not touched.
imcharp 5
Dump that jack ass. You'll be next.
wthmam 0
Ha he must of panicked
aliadnan708 6
If I was ur sister I'd press charges
maj28 0
I'm fairly certain 11 year olds can't press charges, that would be the parents.
hedgerow 0
doesn't the public prosecutor do that? That's how it works in my country in case of a crime
coltsrock37 15
Dump that bag of shit and make sure your sister is ok
bammeh 0
Lol this is hilarious. She shouldn't tattle
Fatalist_ 2
Thats a realy retarded reaction
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
That was a really retarded sentence.
windfuelsfire 10
That was a really retarded comment
NEEPLES 7
You realize that you've already commented on this before right?