Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
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Top comments
uglymoose89 0
ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D
kkkristennnn 0
dumbass
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uglymoose89 0
ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D
hellokittywhore 0
smooth
kyleinsane 0
are you ******* kidding? your dumber than Billy madison.... ******* retard
scardoza 0
billy madison!!! tht shitz hilarious
azhein 0
there's no way you didn't know in 20 minutes unless as soon as you realized it was locked you didn't mess with it again. the first thing I would do is see if my window was cracked so I could get something in there to unlock it
tashb 17
Ehh I don't know. This doesn't sound legit to me. My 5 year old nephew is smarter than you.
kkkristennnn 0
dumbass
inoculated 0
For the sake of the human gene pool I hope this is fake.
B_Foxy 0
You took the words right out of my mouth, #3.
sacredlie 1
#3 i 2nd that
friday1892 0
your parents must be so proud of you.
FBIWarning 0
*golf clap*
Bitts 0
You are a dumbass
Sybarite_fml 5
Explains the comma splicing
PureGold 0
Wow he must have thought you were an idiot xP But seriously...how did you not notice?
emery52 0
JOKE
Bobskoo 0
I was almost sick with laughter. You sound like my senile grandmother. ARE you my senile grandmother?
piderman13 0
Honestly, I'm impressed. For those who have seen the movie "Idiocracy," I never really thought it would happen but with people like you the world has a chance. Unfortunately.