Cph state of mind, Danmark 40 years-old Single
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
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