Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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StupidBunnySuit 0
Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...
xxxxshanexxxx 0
SQUIRREL!!!!
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Comments (312)
thatonedame 6
eh. your neighbors fault for not containing or watching their 'dog.' also they deserved it for even owning a large rat that barks. "if you can punt it over a fence, it's not a dog!"
annahershey 0
your an ass. I hope they sue you
ammannashley 0
I hate little dogs so... good job:)
Sadieladean 0
that's horrible. I don't see how you could mistake the poor little dog for a squirrel. I feel sorry for the owners. YDI for being a heartless person, shouldn't have even let your dog kill the "squirrel," he was doing nothing wrong. And no I am not saying it was right for him to be out and about without owner supervision but I'm sure he didn't know any better about being in your yard. once again YDI
RainbowHeadache 2
I need to borrow your dog, OP. I have a rat infestation.
dre_bro11 12
look, the dog was killed by OPs dog. that's nature. just get the **** on with it.
bluefairy_fml 24
I don't understand how can someone mistake a chihuahua for a squirrel...
cascott325 0
and so the world is a better place. one chihuahua down, too many to count left to go
truehitman2010 0
atleast you're negibour can't do anything about it cause his dog was tresspassing in your yard
Gibblezrulez99 0
this reminds me of fred how we says "neighboorhood squirrels" but they're just the neighbor's pomeranians
coolidgesmith 2
What the hell are you talking about