Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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StupidBunnySuit 0
Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...
xxxxshanexxxx 0
SQUIRREL!!!!
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Comments (312)
thaney18 0
Poor doggy... My cousin has a chi but this one is huge! It would have killed your dog instead. Seriously lol
chymali 0
Why would you let your dog outside to chase a squirrel if you knew s/he was going to kill it?
stephanyk2 7
I don't care about the dog, but the squirrel? asshole.
teresa96706 29
damned city boy gotta learn some basic animal differences. or watch "Legally blonde" that should help. I live on an island&i still know the difference between a chiuaua and a squirrel. I only seen a squirrel ONCE in my life too, and that's when I visited the mainland.
Sprocket 5
Is today "wish I wuz gangsta" day?
klong91 7
You couldn't tell the diffrence?
SirPlagueRat 6
OP, you're an irresponsible twat.
ashleeGtown 0
agreed!
catalin 0
OP, you're a jackass. You let your dog run after and probably kill a squirell, well knowing it. You deserve what you got instead.
sincerely331 0
Animals and insects are two different things & aren't even in the same category. Killing an insect is fine cause there nasty & yucky, but killing an animal is not cool.
love_me_electric 20
Bugs are from the class Insecta, which is in the kingdom ANIMALIA. What the **** do you think insects are? Plants? Please take a basic biology course.
chrisjw27 18
82, you are stupid as hell
tayza249 20
So I suppose it's fine for someone to kill you if they think that you're "nasty & yucky" ?
diabian 9
thats what Bush did to half a million Iraqies and 5000 American soldiers..
PlasmaVirus 4
So, if you had a kid that was yucky and gross, I can squish him, right?
kinsheck8 0
omg that's horrible lol poor chiauau
ceddyz17 10
one badass dog