Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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StupidBunnySuit 0
Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...
xxxxshanexxxx 0
SQUIRREL!!!!
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Comments (312)
terror_twins 0
You are a terrible person, just so you know. Buy them another dog, and apologize profusely for letting your dog murder one of their family members.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Can you not tell squirrels apart from chihuahuas? YDI op. Poor dog.
iizcalebhearmero 0
i know a joke. it goes like this. a squirrel goes up to a tree and it says "i have forgotten to store my nuts for the winter so i am dead". Ha! it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
ELoni_fml 25
Love that movie ^^
teeheelicious 2
its okay. chihuahuas r evil anyways. theyre like 6 inch tall demons.
NavyWife777 0
at least it wasn't Foamy the squirrel. that would be sad. Foamy is awesome!
carlz717 0
you went to go look at the dead squirrel, and do wat? watch it being dead
bonacca 2
lol, skin it and make a stew... pure 100 percent win.
hanch 0
Should've gone to specsavers
taelorrae011 0
you fool!
splarf1991 0
well they do resemble rats so it's good it got rid of just another useless dog