Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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StupidBunnySuit 0
Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...
xxxxshanexxxx 0
SQUIRREL!!!!
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Comments (312)
MissWhit27 2
no not fyl f the owners of that poor dogs life ... ydi for letting the dog chase the poor squirrel in the first place... that being said this reminds me of the movie Up where the bulldog says "i hate squirrels" lol:-))
Tuesdays76 0
A.D.D.? I do not have A.D SQUIRREL!!! What where we talking about?
MissWhit27 2
47 wth are you talking about???
kristylew03 1
75-I think 47 was quoting the animated movie where they made a dog collar that translates the dog's bark into human language. I only saw the commercial and don't remember the name of it.
MissWhit27 2
ok thanks 123 now i remember it ...its been a while since i saw the movie and the squirrel part was my favorite
Tuesdays76 0
UP, I don't remember an exact line so I kinda made a similar one.
MuffyStJacques 0
Just leave the corpse on the road and make it look like it was run over. Poor dog, though.
ELoni_fml 25
Great idea, cause when a dog gets run over it always has deadly bloody bite marks... Dumbass
CharlotteSometim_fml 0
It's so pathetic reading people's angry, jump-down-throat comments. It's an FML post, people. Completely unnecessary to get super pissed at.
Tuesdays76 0
Ha you wrote a super pissed comment about people writing super pissed comments.
paras0mnia 3
bwahahah, oh the irony :P
ILoveEggnog 7
This happened to me once. Except that it was my brother I let into the yard and the little kid from next door.
twilightdogstar 1
Your neighbour's fault for letting their dog loose and not making sure it's not able to escape their garden.
Darcon 8
LOOOOOL
diabian 9
Oh thank God it wasn't a squirrel !!
RawrNom 0
you do know you can be charged for that right? plus your dog can be taken off you. stupid idiot. I'd set my pittie on you, see how you like it, dickwad.
sgtrobswifey 0
Actually.. depending on his where abouts, the neighbor could be charged for letting their dog in his yard.
hansbans11 0
why send your pit? thats why some people are so scared of them. when really they're such sweethearts.
rg2009 0
negative his location says he's in Cali. Therefore hze would be charged and dog put down
Barney_Rubble_75 0
that's ******-up.
saleha97 4
So it's okay if your dog kills a squirrel? Hasn't anybody seen that video of a chinese girl murdering a rabbit? :L