Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Well at least your cat actually obeyed you. That's pretty rare for cats.
Timpa70 18
That's some Chip and Dale action right there.
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Timpa70 18
That's some Chip and Dale action right there.
Brandi_Faith 34
Chip and dale are chipmunks, but I see your point anyways. ;)
Ravike 17
I never thought cats obey there owners that much :/ cats are too bossy
Onyxdragon 9
what you ask for, you shall receive.
wanted_2_want 40
"Their" #33
tealrobot 15
at least your cat didnt kill the poor squirrel?
killerdana 19
I'd rather my cat kill the squirrel than have it ruining loose in my house.
lex1459 38
Well at least your cat actually obeyed you. That's pretty rare for cats.
mrhe3t 9
That is so true, these creature do what they want, when they want if they feel like it, and then they come pur at you to get belly rubs and back rubs... and food.
mariamilian 20
Makes me wonder why the squirrel was in your house in the first place.
toowie_fml 20
Because the cat brought it inside?
mrwilsong 6
Can't tell if stupid or just trolling.
notmyrealname123 16
I guess you would have to ask the squirrel. The thing is that the cat never went outside there was a hole in my door the squirrel got into the house through, I have no idea why it would go so close to a cat.
Queensland 27
How do you know the squirrel and cat didn't meet at the tree, hit it off, and wanted to chill back at the house? Wow, cold, OP.
JMichael 26
No my human just ruined a perfectly good meal..:(
jerryj 27
If they're old enough for such behaviour, then they're also old enough to move out and get their own damn place where they can do as they please.
just16letters 15
So he drove you nuts then?
octinate 17
It's actually really good fun free exercise for you op!
Mauskau 36
My cat brought us a squirrel once. We left him outside for too long so my cat got bored of it squirming and killed it, left it on the doormat and walked off. He's brought live pigeons into the house though which is annoying.
tonyfan00 38
My DOG once killed a pigeon....came to the sliding door, pigeon in mouth. My dad never had her scare the pigeons from the pool again. XD
Earths_Venus 25
Squirrelly little bugger
MAD01502 20
Your cat listens to you?! I think mine is broken..
Brandi_Faith 34
I think op's cat is broken (but in a good way). A cat that will drop their meal mid kill? Practically unheard of I would think.
ulissey_fml 22
Where to look for a runaway squirrel ? Acorn-uh !