Anonymous
France
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bec99
Bassendean, Australia
Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
mrosewrosem
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
allergic
France
Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
Emma
Saint Louis, United States
How could you do this to me?
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
Lenore
Just to be on the safe side
Today, we live in a tiny trailer. My doctor said I have celiac disease. My dad, who takes things too literally, came back with gluten-free dog food. I don’t even have a dog. FML
I miss bread
Brisbane, Australia
Pile on
Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML
worshippingatthethrone
For Life
Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML
MDWilde
North Pole, United States
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
mia
Wakefield, United States
Today, I told my mom that I think I'm lactose intolerant, and that I should go to the doctor to get checked out. She said that I was probably just gassy, and then ordered us a pizza for dinner. FML
ijustwantpizza
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Top comments
comedicreliever 0
Me too, dude. you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild. I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands: the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods. the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online. the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods. pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much. Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.
double0jesus 0
You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all
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double0jesus 0
You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all
moggzz24 0
is it not spelt ceoliac or something?
hollynipples 0
My dad has the same thing. Sometimes he eats it if he has too but he gets bad diarreah and stomach aches.
wooni0104 2
44- it's spelled celiac in America
kongor 1
The majority of people with celiacs are misdiagnosed... Its a fad. The test is shit and now theres a huge market for gluten free stuff because of the number of false positives. My gf went bread free for a year and a half before discovering she wasnt celiac
__coralbell 15
The test can give false positives, but if you are positive from the test your supposed to get a scope test so they can be 100% sure. They do the blood test first so that you don't have to get a scope right off the bat. Your wife should of did that
cubiclehell 0
I am in the same boat. Gluten free beer is unholy.
AnnaB_fml 0
I feel your pain—been there. My favorite foods are pasta and cookies. It does eventually get easier, but I'll be honest, it takes a while.
rachelroller 0
My mom would die if she read this, she's pretty much made herself the spokeswoman for Celiac. I hate hearing anything about it now.. YOUR FOOD SUCKS I'M SORRY. FMYL.
taurus30 0
my life.
whatsupdoc69 0
lol it's true
username22 0
It sounds crazy but your body craves foods that it is reactive to metabolically . After a while with no gluten(this will be tough at first but you must be strict about it), you really will feel better and won't crave those foods as much as you think. I find the substitutes breads are almost as good! Good luck dear! As for right now, your life is F***ed
j_e_m_8_8 0
heartbreaking, seriously..most of these i laugh at, this made me sad.
comedicreliever 0
Me too, dude. you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild. I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands: the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods. the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online. the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods. pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much. Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.
__coralbell 15
It doesn't necessarily make you healthier because they have to add a lot more butter and other substitutes to replace the flour. Also I find it stupid when people eat gluten free if they don't have to because it can mess up your digestive system if you cut gluten completely out of your diet. Yeah eating a couple things gluten free is healthy but going completely gluten free is just as bad as eating wheat
HyperFlirt 0
Find a girlfriend :D
buurkhard28 0
YEAHHH I HAVE CELIAC AND I LOVE PIZZA too bad i cant drink beer yet..damn
zcd95 0
My mom has celiac... she still sneaks pizza and beer once in a while. ;D
Coeliacchic93 21
If it is actually coeliac disease then she is so stupid for sneaking gluten, it literally causes damage which can lead to cancer!