Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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StupidBunnySuit 0
Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...
xxxxshanexxxx 0
SQUIRREL!!!!
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Comments (312)
desser627 0
you're a dick.
ATLforever7 6
Fyl? No. F the Chihuahua's life. Today, some dick let his much bigger dog out in the yard to attack me. I'm now fatally injured. FML. YDI, just because you're an asshole for doing something like that purposely.
redtigerlily 5
So you intentionally set your dog loose to kill a squirrel? Good one, moron.
merp 0
OP is heartless? Cruel? Seriously, these words aren't going to mean anything at all once we're all done with them. Stop overreacting, people. I think its pretty normal to let a dog chase animals in the yard. The animals usually escape because dogs aren't the stealthiest creatures, especially when wound up. The only times my dogs have caught anything is when they were already outside when the animal appeared. I think it was an unfortunate mix-up. OP obviously feels bad. I think the responsibility is better judged by the people who know the dogs and the "crime-scene", not a bunch of people behind a computer screen.
heather1975 3
Your dog was doing its job... protecting the home. I am sorry that the animal turned out to be a neighbors dog, but that's the facts of life. I now live in the country and have chickens and ducks, and the law protects me when I or my dog defend our property from other animals. It's one of the reasons we have a leash law in the U.S. I have lost over 15 animals to other peoples pets, and though 3 years ago I never thought I would shoot a gun at a living animal, I have changed my mind, and our rifle is by our door and our neighbors know about it. Your dog is doing what is natural to it, it sucks sometimes, but you can't argue with nature.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Ahahahahaha! that's awesome!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Why would you let your dog kill a squirrel? That's ******.
Miko159 0
Ahahahaha! I bet that Chihuahua wont go in that yard again.
ZzzcheesterzzZ 0
Ur ******* retarded i hopee Ur dog jets a beta home n u go to jail!
mdcrain 1
you are an ass for letting your dog attempt to eat a squirrel in the first place. take some responsibility and teach your dog that that's not acceptable. loser