Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
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snackfood0 15
Cujo strikes again
johnny29 14
looks like you had a ruff day
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Comments (31)
TheElectrician 13
Ouch, well that must suck!
Lalala579121 28
*generic "there's a button for that" comment*
vikky538 29
No. That bites
rainbowsRlove 15
I've always feared being bit by a dog! sorry this has happened to you!
TheGreatPotato 19
Speaking from experience, dog bites aren't so bad to be honest... It's that godawful liquid they wash in the wound after that I have since dubbed, "Satan's Piss, " that sucks.
iAlissa 34
I work with dogs. I can say the worst bite I've endured (mind you, I get bit at least once a month) was from a GSD. The bite isn't the bad part, as stated above. It's the bruising in my opinion
lild1337 16
Looks like he got a leg up on you.
snackfood0 15
Cujo strikes again
derangedplanet 23
No kidding. he's definitly a man eater.
johnny29 14
looks like you had a ruff day
PandaSmile 24
Please tell me you told the squirrel "Yeah you better run away" like they do in every single movie this kind of thing happens in
Cads1 24
What a nasty squirrel. Did it climb up you to get away from the dog?
trulypar 34
I'm betting the squirrel was thinking "I don't have to outrun the dog...I just have to outrun this guy."
SashaTaras 26
My friend had a wild dog bite her thigh one time when she was out biking and stopped for a break... she can relate...
science-teacher 15
That's nuts!