Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog woke me up with the sound of vomiting. I immediately got up and tried to figure out what he was doing. After 30 minutes, he didn’t vomit, just kept making the sounds. I banished him from my presence for some more shuteye. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
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Pentium_4 27
man, being a dog would be quite the life. while you're cleaning up the mess they made, he/she is probably relaxing on the couch licking their privates
theWINDOWmonster 3
Why would you put it in the disposal? As opposed to something that makes more sense, like ohh.. the trash?
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Comments (46)
mhknorr 8
that happens to me to we have a warning but we know if we take pricotions it wont work
Angelrose2004 17
You should've just bought some gloves. The time to get them would be worth it, imo anyways.
Mackenzie99 6
Omg !!! That's awful :( what a day :3
katcot99 11
That is why you shut your door.
Bigboned38 0
I guess that dog owner is not smart enough to know that.
crazyblackchick 0
Throw up on the dog's bed. Or, just throw up on the dog.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Be grateful that your dog threw it back up at all. I had a Yorkie today that died from suffocation because she attempted to eat several Lincoln Logs. Next time, keep your otherworldly crap out of reach of your dog.
RathTheFallen 0
Get a cat then! Cats are waaaaaaaaay better than dogs. Plus they don't vomit every where. P.s- get a short haired cat unless you want to clean up hair balls. XD
linkinpark98 24
Dogs will forever rule over cats. Depends on the owner whether or not the dog acts a certain way. You never hear the saying "Cats are a man's best friend!"
RogueWarrior869 23
Er, cats do vomit as well. More than dogs do.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
To each their own, guys. I ******* hate dogs, but I respect that someone loves their damn mutt as much as I love my cat.
dogdombomb 5
That's why you don't dump the vomit down the sink....they have these things called toilets and trashcans for that
imperialtl 12
It's your dog, you made the choice to own one so stop complaining.
gummiebearz0_o 0
At least you kno now that it's time for a new dog