WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
morphea
Chantepie, France
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Andrea Trevor
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
This means war
Today, after I spent the evening at a girl's house that I'm seeing, I woke in the morning and put my pants on to leave, only to have her dog's poop roll out of the leg of my pants. This wouldn't be so bad if last week the same dog hadn't left the same treat right where I step when getting out of bed. FML
SHIT-BREATH
Chepstow, United Kingdom
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Top comments
socksxox 19
Jesus Christ how bad does your room already smell to not notice that there is A LITERAL SHIT ON YOUR BED.
Waxwell 21
Guys. Enough with the puns about shit. Please.
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Comments (22)
Swandive235 27
Well that's shitty.
mariri9206 32
Sounds like a crapfest, too.
Tripartita 45
Ooh, if your dog ever rolls around in poop, and you try to make it stop, it's gonna call you a hypocrite and hold this over your head, OP!
maxthebigseal 21
I didn't realize that dogs can now talk.
hardcorepunk87 18
She/He probably licked it's butt hole before giving you a kiss goodnight too. Too bad you can't stay mad at a dog.
stingray112 24
Only thing I can think to say is I'm very sorry that happened
Waxwell 21
Guys. Enough with the puns about shit. Please.
mariri9206 32
OR how about people stop being so butthurt over a harmless pun and get a sense of humor? They're just puns. It's no reason to get angry over or hate on them (puns or people or both) and thumbs down it. (And I'm ready to be thumbed down. Again. For a having different opinion that people also, I'm believing, won't like.)
Waxwell 21
They're annoying. People have been doing the same pun over and over on this site for years now. It stopped being funny after a few months.
socksxox 19
Jesus Christ how bad does your room already smell to not notice that there is A LITERAL SHIT ON YOUR BED.
Soluxis 17
Your dog is an evil genius.
CliffyB03 28
Please tell me you didn't roll onto it with your face.
Tamandua 19
You know in some cultures it's actually a sign of respect to plop a big one where someone sleeps. I suggest next time you do your research before humiliating your dog by posting his signs of affection on FML. I can only imagine the rejection and confusion he must be feeling right now.
naajster 14
That's a new perspective to "rolling in the deep"